S03 Episode 1
Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)
George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.
Fri, 26 Sep 2003
S03 Episode 2
Dubya, Dad and Dating (2)
In the two-part season premiere, George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.
Fri, 26 Sep 2003
S03 Episode 3
The Cuban Missus Crisis
Angie discovers that her parents are getting divorced, and George becomes nervous about his marriage when Angie's social life improves.
Fri, 3 Oct 2003
S03 Episode 4
Feel the Burn
George discovers he has a long-lost sister; Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.
Fri, 10 Oct 2003
S03 Episode 5
Carmen's Dating
Carmen begins seeing the most popular boy in school, but when he won't be seen in public with her, George and Angie intervene to set him straight.
Fri, 17 Oct 2003
S03 Episode 6
Split Decision
Powers Brothers Aviation lands a huge government project and decides to let everyone have the day off and party at a bar. But George gets in trouble when he lets slip that Mel went to Vegas with Jack's ex-wife -- while they were still married! Geroge fears his firing, but is surprised to find out that Powers is splitting in two! Problems ensue when Mel offers George a job at the new design plant.
Fri, 24 Oct 2003
S03 Episode 7
No One Gets Out Alive
The Lopez family turns their home into a haunted house in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.
Fri, 31 Oct 2003
S03 Episode 8
Bringing Home the Bacon
With his job in jeopardy, George tries to cancel Carmen's expensive quinceañera (15th birthday party). But since Angie is successful with her cosmetics business, she gets to make the financial decisions in the family now-to George's chagrin. Meanwhile, Carmen agonizes over how to tell her boyfriend Jason that she loves him without scaring him away.
Fri, 7 Nov 2003
S03 Episode 9
Fishing Cubans
This year, Angie decides that her and George should just get something cheap and from the heart for their anniversary. This gives Vic an opening to convince George to help him smuggle his brother Ontovio out of Cuba.
Meanwhile, Max has a fake birthday party to get free presents.
Fri, 14 Nov 2003
S03 Episode 10
Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?
After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.
Fri, 21 Nov 2003
S03 Episode 11
Mementos
George gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos as he prepares to donate a kidney.
Fri, 28 Nov 2003
S03 Episode 12
Christmas Punch
At Christmastime, George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.
Fri, 12 Dec 2003
S03 Episode 13
Why You Crying?
George and Angie react with rage after Benny disciplines Max for talking back and acting out at school.
Fri, 9 Jan 2004
S03 Episode 14
The Trouble with Ricky
When George discovers Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand.
Fri, 23 Jan 2004
S03 Episode 15
God Needles George
George is reluctant to keep his promise to Max when a miracle seems to save the family dog from being put to sleep.
Fri, 6 Feb 2004
S03 Episode 16
Benny and Randy
George interferes with Benny and Randy's relationship, causing Randy to break up with Benny. Benny starts to mope around so George goes to have a talk with Randy. George sees that Randy really does love his mother, so he tricks Benny into admitting she cares about Randy, but is just afraid he'll run off like George's father. Randy proposes and Benny accepts.
Fri, 13 Feb 2004
S03 Episode 17
Weekend at Benny's
When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the kids to Benny's house for the weekend, to teach them tough love.
Fri, 20 Feb 2004
S03 Episode 18
Jason Tutors Max
Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.
Fri, 27 Feb 2004
S03 Episode 19
Angie Gets Tanked
When George and Angie fill in at the dunk tank for a school fundraiser, a student's prank puts Angie in a very embarrassing position. Meanwhile, George becomes fiercely competitive when N.Y. Yankee Kenny Lofton pitches in to raise money for handicapped children.
Fri, 19 Mar 2004
S03 Episode 20
The Art of Boxing
Vic and George prompt Max to take up at boxing at Laila Ali\\\'s school to help him relieve stress. But when he gets a black eye, they must face telling Angie the truth.
Fri, 26 Mar 2004
S03 Episode 21
George's House of Cards
When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.
Fri, 2 Apr 2004
S03 Episode 22
Dance Fever
After receiving an award for excellence in business management, George humiliates himself dancing at a congratulatory party in front of his entire staff in order to gain approval from his mom. Meanwhile, Carmen tries to protect the baked goods she's prepared for the Great American Bake Sale from Max, but neglects to protect them from George.
Fri, 9 Apr 2004
S03 Episode 23
She Drives Me Crazy
After Benny proves to be irresponsible while teaching Carmen to drive, George reluctantly takes it upon himself with disastrous results.
Fri, 16 Apr 2004
S03 Episode 24
George Goes to Disneyland
When Max wins an award at school, Angie says she will take him to Disney World. Finally off for a weekend to go, George attempts to get out of it because of other commitments, but in reality, he just doesn\\\'t want to go and see all the things he missed as a child. Carmen also finds a new guy in Zack Powers.
NOTE: This episode featured Mickey mouse logos everywhere and the person who found the most won a trip to Disneyland. See below for more.
Fri, 30 Apr 2004
S03 Episode 25
Bachelor Party
Amy returns and attempts to break up the soon-to-be married Benny and Randy.
Fri, 7 May 2004
S03 Episode 26
Wrecking Ball
Still furious about her break-up with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss' car. So when the Powers Aviation factory is vandalized, Benny gets the blame for this too - but it's a crime she didn't commit.
Fri, 14 May 2004
S03 Episode 27
What George Doesn't Noah (1)
When George discovers Carmen's new boyfriend is cheating on her, he does some snooping to find out who the other girl is. But he is surprised to find there isn't another girl........
Fri, 21 May 2004
S03 Episode 28
Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2)
George and Angie attempt to convince Carmen to dump Jason when he reveals his interest is only in sleeping with her. Randy attempts to win Benny back with a little help from the Commodores. Max finally reaches his goal and graduates the 5th grade.
Fri, 21 May 2004
