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Two and a Half Men Season 9 episodes
S09 E01
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
21 mins · Mon, 19 Sep 2011
After the death of Charlie Harper, Alan faces the reality of moving out of his brother's beach house until he meets a depressed Internet billionaire whose wife just left him.
S09 E02
People Who Love Peepholes
21 mins · Mon, 26 Sep 2011
Walden buys Charlie's house and hires Berta as his live-in housekeeper, forcing Alan to move back in with his mum. However, Alan sees an opportunity to come back when Walden asks for advice about getting his wife back.
S09 E03
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
20 mins · Mon, 3 Oct 2011
When Jake comes to stay for the weekend, he takes some career advice from Walden, much to Alan's dismay.
S09 E04
Nine Magic Fingers
21 mins · Mon, 10 Oct 2011
Alan begins working on getting Lyndsey back, but his days at Walden's place may be numbered after Walden hooks up with Charlie's gold-digger ex-girlfriend, Courtney.
S09 E05
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
20 mins · Mon, 17 Oct 2011
Lyndsey dumps Alan after he agrees to be completely honest about his past. A stoned Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing him a party.
S09 E06
The Squat and the Hover
21 mins · Mon, 24 Oct 2011
Alan convinces Walden to see Charlie's old shrink after he gets his divorce papers from Bridget, but his spirits are soon lifted after he meets a lesbian who looks like her.
S09 E07
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
19 mins · Mon, 31 Oct 2011
Jake stands to benefit from his tutor's crush on Walden. Alan finds Charlie's journal. Walden hires Evelyn to redecorate the place.
S09 E08
Thank You for the Intercourse
21 mins · Mon, 7 Nov 2011
The death of Charlie starts to hit Alan a lot harder but he soon discovers a way through it with the help of a familiar alter ego.
S09 E09
Frodo's Headshots
21 mins · Mon, 14 Nov 2011
Upon his return from the stress clinic, Alan finds out that Jake got his girlfriend pregnant. Walden and Lyndsey are sleeping together, and he has to move out immediately.
S09 E10
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
21 mins · Mon, 21 Nov 2011
Jake talks Walden into asking out a woman he meets at a supermarket; Alan considers hocking Walden's incredibly expensive wedding ring to get out of debt.
S09 E11
What a Lovely Landing Strip
20 mins · Mon, 5 Dec 2011
Just as Walden appears ready to pursue a new relationship with Zoe, Bridget returns and says that she wants him back.
S09 E12
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
21 mins · Mon, 12 Dec 2011
Walden's mother arrives for Christmas and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about a `pet' from Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
S09 E13
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
19 mins · Mon, 2 Jan 2012
Walden and Bridget go head-to-head over the direction of `Walden Loves Bridget Inc', but Walden has a trick up his sleeve.
S09 E14
A Possum on Chemo
20 mins · Mon, 16 Jan 2012
While Zoe pressures Walden into shaving and cutting his hair, Alan discovers that Lyndsey is dating a younger man.
S09 E15
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
21 mins · Mon, 6 Feb 2012
Walden starts to get concerned about his and Zoe's `carnal interludes'. His solution turns out to be a tad unorthodox.
S09 E16
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
19 mins · Mon, 13 Feb 2012
A storm that strands the two couples inside leads to fussin' and feudin' between Lyndsey and Zoey on Valentine's Day.
S09 E17
Not in My Mouth!
19 mins · Mon, 20 Feb 2012
When Zoe doesn't return his `I love you', Walden retaliates by immediately going out and picking up another woman.
S09 E18
The War Against Gingivitis
21 mins · Mon, 27 Feb 2012
Walden's old business partner turns up with a billion-dollar idea but, since they didn't part on the best of terms, Walden may not be prepared to forgive and forget.
S09 E19
Palmdale, Ech
21 mins · Mon, 19 Mar 2012
When Lyndsey's mother comes for a visit, Alan suggests she meets Evelyn. Walden is stuck hearing iPhone app ideas from Jake and Eldridge.
S09 E20
Grandma's Pie
21 mins · Mon, 9 Apr 2012
Zoe is upset when she finds out that Bridget is a business partner in Walden's latest venture. Alan and Lyndsey have an awkward dinner with their mums, who are now lovers and planning to move in together.
S09 E21
Mr. Hose Says Yes
21 mins · Mon, 16 Apr 2012
Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.
S09 E22
Why We Gave Up Women
21 mins · Mon, 30 Apr 2012
Charlie's spirit returns from Hell in the form of a middle-aged woman to tell Alan to make some changes to his life after his heart attack.
S09 E23
The Straw in My Donut Hole
20 mins · Mon, 7 May 2012
Zoey's not so sure Alan deserves all the love and attention he's getting following his release from the hospital.
S09 E24
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
21 mins · Mon, 14 May 2012
Jake and Eldridge make an important decision about their future after they graduate from high school and get fired from their jobs at Walden's new company.