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Two and a Half Men Season 1 episodes
S01 E01
Pilot
22 mins · Mon, 22 Sep 2003
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move into his house. However, Charlie soon realises that he can use his 10-year-old nephew to attract women.
S01 E02
Big Flappy Bastards
21 mins · Mon, 29 Sep 2003
Charlie is unsure about how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of seagulls into his room. Alan gets a surprise when he goes home to fix Judith's sprinklers.
S01 E03
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
21 mins · Mon, 6 Oct 2003
Alan ends up drinking his sorrows away with Charlie after he fails to give his son a fun-filled weekend.
S01 E04
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
21 mins · Mon, 13 Oct 2003
Alan helps Charlie get his cleaning lady back. Charlie tries to persuade Jake to get ready for dinner with his mother.
S01 E05
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
18 mins · Mon, 20 Oct 2003
After Charlie has a night out in Vegas, he goes to one of Jake's soccer games and a single mother catches his eye.
S01 E06
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
20 mins · Mon, 27 Oct 2003
Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer Evelyn up after she gets dumped; Charlie teaches Jake about screening calls from women.
S01 E07
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
21 mins · Mon, 3 Nov 2003
Judith worries about an inappropriate assignment that Jake does for school, involving one of Charlie's female friends.
S01 E08
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
18 mins · Mon, 10 Nov 2003
After Alan and Judith argue during rehearsals, Charlie feels inspired to produce Jake's fourth grade musical.
S01 E09
Phase One, Complete
21 mins · Mon, 17 Nov 2003
Charlie becomes concerned when Jake and Evelyn both form strong bonds with his new girlfriend, Wendy.
S01 E10
Merry Thanksgiving
21 mins · Mon, 24 Nov 2003
Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner in an attempt to prove that he's a better family man than her fiancé.
S01 E11
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
20 mins · Mon, 15 Dec 2003
After Alan runs into his ex-wife and her new partner, he agrees to get a makeover; the brothers clash over what to buy.
S01 E12
Camel Filters and Pheremones
20 mins · Mon, 5 Jan 2004
The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter arrives, and she captures Charlie and Alan's attention; Alan tries to convince Judith that Jake is doing well at Charlie's.
S01 E13
Sarah Like Puny Alan
20 mins · Mon, 12 Jan 2004
Charlie sets Alan up with a date and tries to get rid of Alan's flu symptoms beforehand; Jake feeds Charlie's ego.
S01 E14
I Can't Afford Hyenas
20 mins · Mon, 2 Feb 2004
Charlie's credit card is declined at the grocery store, and he learns that he is broke and his accountant is inept.
S01 E15
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
21 mins · Mon, 9 Feb 2004
Despite Alan's warning, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie that he meets at the garage.
S01 E16
That Was Saliva, Alan
21 mins · Mon, 16 Feb 2004
Frankie tries to tell Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
S01 E17
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
19 mins · Mon, 23 Feb 2004
Charlie is very offended when Alan chooses their unintelligent cousins to be Jake's guardians if he dies.
S01 E18
An Old Flame With a New Wick
21 mins · Mon, 1 Mar 2004
When a former girlfriend agrees to meet Charlie after breaking his heart years ago, he is stunned to learn that she is now a man.
S01 E19
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
19 mins · Mon, 22 Mar 2004
Alan is surprised when Judith's sister hits on him at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn focuses more on getting drunk than the party.
S01 E20
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
21 mins · Mon, 19 Apr 2004
Judith and Alan realise that Jake may be struggling with their divorce, and so they send him to a therapist.
S01 E21
No Sniffing, No Wowing
21 mins · Mon, 3 May 2004
When he's told that custody of Jake could be at stake, Charlie spends the night with Alan's attorney, which jeopardises Alan's divorce settlement.
S01 E22
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
20 mins · Mon, 10 May 2004
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent but persistent sleepwalking; Jake starts to see a therapist.
S01 E23
Just Like Buffalo
20 mins · Mon, 17 May 2004
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith into continuing to let Jake stay at his place on the weekends so he can spend more time with men.
S01 E24
Can You Feel My Finger?
21 mins · Mon, 24 May 2004
After being shaken by a pregnancy scare from a woman he's seeing, Charlie goes to the doctor and considers a vasectomy.