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Two and a Half Men Season 3 episodes
S03 E01
Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts
21 mins · Mon, 19 Sep 2005
Alan falls off the roof when attempting to fix the satellite dish, and Charlie volunteers to take care of Jake for the weekend while he recovers.
S03 E02
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
21 mins · Mon, 26 Sep 2005
Alan has to meet with the school principal to keep Jake from getting expelled, leaving Charlie to watch over the chiropractic office for the day.
S03 E03
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
21 mins · Mon, 3 Oct 2005
Charlie discovers that Alan's latest dating spree has been with Judith, so he does everything he can think of in order to keep them apart.
S03 E04
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
21 mins · Mon, 10 Oct 2005
Alan and Charlie get into an argument when Berta moves into the beach house, so Alan decides to find his own place.
S03 E05
We Called It Mr. Pinky
21 mins · Mon, 17 Oct 2005
Charlie has an awkward reaction to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose claims his issues with relationships come from his unresolved problems with his mother.
S03 E06
Hi, Mr. Horned One
21 mins · Mon, 24 Oct 2005
Charlie enjoys dating Isabella, a sexually uninhibited, wild woman, but things take a turn when she threatens to place a curse on his manhood.
S03 E07
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
21 mins · Mon, 7 Nov 2005
Charlie gets drunk and finds himself in a compromising position, spending the evening with his stalker Rose as she celebrates her birthday.
S03 E08
That Voodoo That I Do Do
21 mins · Mon, 14 Nov 2005
Charlie becomes obsessed by a ballet teacher and convinces Jake to enrol in her class, but the plan goes awry when Jake gets a crush on her.
S03 E09
Madame and Her Special Friend
21 mins · Mon, 21 Nov 2005
Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist; Alan is propositioned by one of Charlie's elderly neighbours.
S03 E10
Something Salted and Twisted
21 mins · Mon, 28 Nov 2005
Alan plans a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a good doctor, good neighbour and a good guy.
S03 E11
Santa's Village of the Damned
21 mins · Mon, 19 Dec 2005
When Alan begins dating a cooking instructor, he and Charlie soon find themselves gaining weight. After it becomes obvious that Sandy in mentally unstable, Charlie refuses to let Alan break up with her.
S03 E12
That Special Tug
21 mins · Mon, 9 Jan 2006
After dropping of Jake to a friend's house, Alan has an emotional breakdown that sends Charlie to a therapist.
S03 E13
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
21 mins · Mon, 23 Jan 2006
Charlie has to deal with the challenges of a serious relationship that doesn't revolve around sex when he starts dating Mia.
S03 E14
Love Isn't Blind, It's R...
21 mins · Mon, 6 Feb 2006
Charlie organises a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship. Meanwhile, Alan begins dating one of Charlie's exes.
S03 E15
My Tongue Is Meat
21 mins · Mon, 27 Feb 2006
Charlie discovers that he can't keep up with the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, so he starts to sneak beer, cigars and burgers into the garage.
S03 E16
Ergo, the Booty Call
21 mins · Mon, 6 Mar 2006
Alan desperately tries to avoid bringing his alluring 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's party, because his mother is concerned about her young age.
S03 E17
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
21 mins · Mon, 13 Mar 2006
After receiving a nomination for an advertising award, Charlie decides to boycott the banquet due to a rivalry.
S03 E18
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
21 mins · Mon, 20 Mar 2006
When paying his girlfriend's bills leaves Alan strapped for cash, Charlie attempts to convince him to break up with her.
S03 E19
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
21 mins · Mon, 10 Apr 2006
Charlie is less than thrilled when Kandi moves in with him and Alan. Charlie also happens to be experiencing a dry spell with women.
S03 E20
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
21 mins · Mon, 24 Apr 2006
While Charlie begins dating Kandi's mother, Mandi, Alan desperately tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Kandi organises a date between her father and Judith.
S03 E21
And the Plot Moistens
21 mins · Mon, 1 May 2006
Alan is conflicted when he develops a crush on Jake's attractive teacher, Kandi, after learning they have many things in common. Plus, Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.
S03 E22
Just Once With Aunt Sophie
21 mins · Mon, 8 May 2006
Charlie and Alan help get Jake ready for his much anticipated first boy-girl party after a cute girl from school invites him.
S03 E23
Arguments for the Quickie
21 mins · Mon, 15 May 2006
Charlie's former girlfriend Mia comes to town with her dance troupe. She asks him to accompany her to her performance before she makes an unusual request of him.
S03 E24
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
21 mins · Mon, 22 May 2006
Charlie and Mia begin the process of planning their wedding, but complications from both sides of the family threaten to ruin their big day.