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Two and a Half Men Season 7 episodes
S07 E01
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22 mins · Mon, 21 Sep 2009
Charlie struggles with a difficult decision when he must choose between his new fiancèe, Chelsea, or his former girlfriend, Mia.
S07 E02
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
20 mins · Mon, 28 Sep 2009
Charlie regrets allowing Alan's girlfriend to move in when the bachelor pad is suddenly overrun by women.
S07 E03
Mmm, Fish. Yum
20 mins · Mon, 5 Oct 2009
Alan is forced to take care of Judith's baby and her tipsy mother, while Charlie is blackmailed by Jake with an incriminating picture.
S07 E04
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
20 mins · Mon, 12 Oct 2009
Alan resorts to accepting a job working for Evelyn, and Charlie tries to close the rift that has developed in Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
S07 E05
For the Sake of the Child
22 mins · Mon, 19 Oct 2009
Jake is severely embarrassed when Charlie and Alan have a public argument at an ice cream parlour. He decides that he will refuse to stay at the beach house with the two any longer.
S07 E06
Give Me Your Thumb
20 mins · Mon, 2 Nov 2009
Charlie decides to throw Alan out of the house when he suggests a breast reduction for Chelsea. Charlie thinks it's a terrible idea, and tells Alan to leave.
S07 E07
Untainted by Filth
22 mins · Mon, 9 Nov 2009
Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding. They are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.
S07 E08
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
20 mins · Mon, 16 Nov 2009
When Chelsea's roommate from college experiences a devastating break-up, Chelsea wants to help her friend and offers for her to stay at the house while she recovers.
S07 E09
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
21 mins · Mon, 23 Nov 2009
Alan won't spend the cash needed to fix his thinning hair problem. Meanwhile, Chelsea reveals to Charlie that she is not as satisfied in bed as he thinks she is.
S07 E10
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
20 mins · Mon, 7 Dec 2009
When Charlie brings up the idea of a pre-nup, he is shocked to learn that Chelsea needs one just as much as he does.
S07 E11
Warning, It's Dirty
19 mins · Mon, 14 Dec 2009
Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.
S07 E12
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
22 mins · Mon, 11 Jan 2010
Jake believes that writing love songs for Celeste may be the key to winning her back; Judith attempts to break up Alan and Herb's new friendship.
S07 E13
Yay, No Polyps!
21 mins · Mon, 18 Jan 2010
In an attempt to avoid Chelsea's parents, Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy. However, she shakes things up when she flies them to Malibu for a visit.
S07 E14
Crude and Uncalled For
21 mins · Mon, 1 Feb 2010
After Alan ends up in jail due to a bar fight, Charlie believes that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer representing Alan.
S07 E15
Aye, Aye, Captain
21 mins · Mon, 8 Feb 2010
Charlie's jealousy of her relationship with Brad leaves Chelsea less than impressed, and he makes clear his intention to become the man he thinks she deserves.
S07 E16
Tinkle Like a Princess
21 mins · Mon, 1 Mar 2010
Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea. Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.
S07 E17
I Found Your Mustache
21 mins · Mon, 8 Mar 2010
Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship, but Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.
S07 E18
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
21 mins · Mon, 22 Mar 2010
As Charlie shares a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, Gail, Alan has an unexpected effect on a female patient.
S07 E19
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
18 mins · Mon, 12 Apr 2010
Alan is forced to put up with Eldgridge, Jake's troublesome new friend, and can't tell Eldridge's mum the truth. Later, he's surprised to learn that Charlie doesn't approve of his decision.
S07 E20
I Called Him Magoo
21 mins · Mon, 10 May 2010
Alan attempts to plan an intimate night away with his new girlfriend, and Charlie tries his own unique approach to the `girlfriend experience'.
S07 E21
Gumby With a Pokey
21 mins · Mon, 17 May 2010
Alan and Jake head out on a road trip, and Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.
S07 E22
This Is Not Gonna End Well
21 mins · Mon, 24 May 2010
Charlie is unhappy about Alan's plan to attend Chelsea's birthday party, and suffers through having Jake as his chauffer when he loses his licence.