Where to stream Two and a Half Men Season 7

Season 7

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 7 in Australia

Released: 21st Sep, 2009

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Season 7 Episodes

S07 Episode 1

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Charlie struggles with a difficult decision when he must choose between his new fiancèe, Chelsea, or his former girlfriend, Mia.

22 mins  ·  Mon, 21 Sep 2009

S07 Episode 2

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Charlie regrets allowing Alan's girlfriend to move in when the bachelor pad is suddenly overrun by women.

20 mins  ·  Mon, 28 Sep 2009

S07 Episode 3

Mmm, Fish. Yum

Alan is forced to take care of Judith's baby and her tipsy mother, while Charlie is blackmailed by Jake with an incriminating picture.

20 mins  ·  Mon, 5 Oct 2009

S07 Episode 4

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Alan resorts to accepting a job working for Evelyn, and Charlie tries to close the rift that has developed in Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

20 mins  ·  Mon, 12 Oct 2009

S07 Episode 5

For the Sake of the Child

Jake is severely embarrassed when Charlie and Alan have a public argument at an ice cream parlour. He decides that he will refuse to stay at the beach house with the two any longer.

22 mins  ·  Mon, 19 Oct 2009

S07 Episode 6

Give Me Your Thumb

Charlie decides to throw Alan out of the house when he suggests a breast reduction for Chelsea. Charlie thinks it's a terrible idea, and tells Alan to leave.

20 mins  ·  Mon, 2 Nov 2009

S07 Episode 7

Untainted by Filth

Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding. They are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.

22 mins  ·  Mon, 9 Nov 2009

S07 Episode 8

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

When Chelsea's roommate from college experiences a devastating break-up, Chelsea wants to help her friend and offers for her to stay at the house while she recovers.

20 mins  ·  Mon, 16 Nov 2009

S07 Episode 9

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Alan won't spend the cash needed to fix his thinning hair problem. Meanwhile, Chelsea reveals to Charlie that she is not as satisfied in bed as he thinks she is.

21 mins  ·  Mon, 23 Nov 2009

S07 Episode 10

That's Why They Call It Ball Room

When Charlie brings up the idea of a pre-nup, he is shocked to learn that Chelsea needs one just as much as he does.

20 mins  ·  Mon, 7 Dec 2009

S07 Episode 11

Warning, It's Dirty

Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.

19 mins  ·  Mon, 14 Dec 2009

S07 Episode 12

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Jake believes that writing love songs for Celeste may be the key to winning her back; Judith attempts to break up Alan and Herb's new friendship.

22 mins  ·  Mon, 11 Jan 2010

S07 Episode 13

Yay, No Polyps!

In an attempt to avoid Chelsea's parents, Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy. However, she shakes things up when she flies them to Malibu for a visit.

21 mins  ·  Mon, 18 Jan 2010

S07 Episode 14

Crude and Uncalled For

After Alan ends up in jail due to a bar fight, Charlie believes that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer representing Alan.

21 mins  ·  Mon, 1 Feb 2010

S07 Episode 15

Aye, Aye, Captain

Charlie's jealousy of her relationship with Brad leaves Chelsea less than impressed, and he makes clear his intention to become the man he thinks she deserves.

21 mins  ·  Mon, 8 Feb 2010

S07 Episode 16

Tinkle Like a Princess

Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea. Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.

21 mins  ·  Mon, 1 Mar 2010

S07 Episode 17

I Found Your Mustache

Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship, but Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.

21 mins  ·  Mon, 8 Mar 2010

S07 Episode 18

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

As Charlie shares a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, Gail, Alan has an unexpected effect on a female patient.

21 mins  ·  Mon, 22 Mar 2010

S07 Episode 19

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Alan is forced to put up with Eldgridge, Jake's troublesome new friend, and can't tell Eldridge's mum the truth. Later, he's surprised to learn that Charlie doesn't approve of his decision.

18 mins  ·  Mon, 12 Apr 2010

S07 Episode 20

I Called Him Magoo

Alan attempts to plan an intimate night away with his new girlfriend, and Charlie tries his own unique approach to the `girlfriend experience'.

21 mins  ·  Mon, 10 May 2010

S07 Episode 21

Gumby With a Pokey

Alan and Jake head out on a road trip, and Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

21 mins  ·  Mon, 17 May 2010

S07 Episode 22

This Is Not Gonna End Well

Charlie is unhappy about Alan's plan to attend Chelsea's birthday party, and suffers through having Jake as his chauffer when he loses his licence.

21 mins  ·  Mon, 24 May 2010

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