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Two and a Half Men Season 5 episodes
S05 E01
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
20 mins · Mon, 24 Sep 2007
Jake is getting ready to start junior high school, so Alan and Charlie take him shopping, and find themselves in trouble.
S05 E02
Media Room Slash Dungeon
21 mins · Mon, 1 Oct 2007
An evening spent with his mother leaves Charlie behaving strangely, and Alan's date changes her attitude after making love.
S05 E03
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
21 mins · Mon, 8 Oct 2007
Tired of dating vapid young women, Charlie allows Alan to introduce him to a intelligent court judge, Linda. Charlie behaves so badly that Linda refuses to see him again, until he ends up in court.
S05 E04
City of Great Racks
21 mins · Mon, 15 Oct 2007
Charlie and Linda's relationship is getting serious, but Charlie has trouble trying to forget Rose, and sees her everywhere he turns.
S05 E05
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
22 mins · Mon, 22 Oct 2007
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's four-year-old son amused. Meanwhile, Alan becomes a test subject.
S05 E06
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
21 mins · Mon, 29 Oct 2007
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
S05 E07
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
20 mins · Mon, 5 Nov 2007
Charlie and Alan have a dispute about his role in the house, ending up with Alan and Jake moving in with his mother.
S05 E08
Is There a Mrs Waffles?
20 mins · Mon, 12 Nov 2007
Charlie casually records some songs, and their success spawns a variety of promotional gigs. Alan is jealous of his brother's success, which seems to come naturally.
S05 E09
Tight's Good
20 mins · Mon, 19 Nov 2007
After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.
S05 E10
Kinda Like Necrophilia
22 mins · Mon, 26 Nov 2007
While trying to help Jake get over a break-up, Alan learns that it was Charlie who stole his old girlfriend. He seeks revenge by following the same advice Charlie has.
S05 E11
Meander to Your Dander
22 mins · Mon, 17 Mar 2008
When Alan struggles to end a relationship, Charlie coaches Alan in the fine art of breaking up with someone.
S05 E12
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
22 mins · Mon, 24 Mar 2008
When Charlie catches the flu and is too ill to be home alone, Rose offers to take care of him so that Alan can go to the movies.
S05 E13
The Soil Is Moist
20 mins · Mon, 31 Mar 2008
Alan dates a friend of his ex-wife, Judith. She reveals that Judith said her new husband is a better lover than Alan.
S05 E14
Winky-Dink Time
22 mins · Mon, 14 Apr 2008
Charlie goes on a double date with Jake and sets Alan up with a prostitute. Charlie runs into trouble when he can't remember his date's name.
S05 E15
Rough Night in Hump Junction
21 mins · Mon, 21 Apr 2008
Charlie is acting even more promiscuous than normal, which is getting him in trouble with a lot of husbands and boyfriends. With the help of his psychiatrist, he discovers it's related to his ex-fiancé's upcoming wedding.
S05 E16
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
21 mins · Mon, 28 Apr 2008
Alan enthusiastically plans Evelyn's wedding to her rich fiancé, Teddy. Charlie tirelessly pursues his future stepsister using some stalking tips from his own stalker, Rose.
S05 E17
Fish in a Drawer
21 mins · Mon, 5 May 2008
A CSI team investigates a mysterious death that occurred at Charlie's house during Evelyn and Teddy's wedding reception.
S05 E18
If My Hole Could Talk
21 mins · Mon, 12 May 2008
Charlie finds himself attracted to Angie, an older woman who writes self-help books; Alan and Jake battle over a school assignment.
S05 E19
Waiting for the Right Snapper
21 mins · Mon, 19 May 2008
Charlie must resist temptation when he meets his middle-aged girlfriend's adult daughter, and realises they have met before; Charlie's therapist Dr Freeman returns.