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Two and a Half Men Season 12 episodes
S12 E01
The Ol' Mexican Spinach
20 mins · Thu, 30 Oct 2014
After he has a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his lifestyle.
S12 E02
A Chic Bar in Ibiza
21 mins · Thu, 6 Nov 2014
Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a prenup.
S12 E03
Glamping in a Yurt
21 mins · Thu, 13 Nov 2014
Alan and Walden must pretend to be a loving couple during a meeting with an adoption social worker, but Lyndsey's return from rehab could jeopardise their scheme.
S12 E04
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
21 mins · Thu, 20 Nov 2014
Walden and Alan are excited to meet with a pregnant college student who wants to give up her baby for adoption.
S12 E05
Oontz Oontz Oontz
21 mins · Thu, 27 Nov 2014
Ms McMartin asks Walden and Alan if they would consider adopting a six-year-old boy named Louis. Walden tries very hard to make Louis feel at home.
S12 E06
Alan Shot a Little Girl
20 mins · Thu, 4 Dec 2014
Ms McMartin approves Alan and Walden to foster Louis. When Alan becomes obsessed with being `the cool dad', Louis begins manipulating Alan to get whatever he wants.
S12 E07
Sex With an Animated Ed Asner
21 mins · Thu, 11 Dec 2014
Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them, and Alan joins the other mums on a wild girls' night.
S12 E08
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
21 mins · Thu, 18 Dec 2014
Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
S12 E09
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
21 mins · Thu, 8 Jan 2015
Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women while Louis is in the house, and Herb asks Alan if he can take Lyndsey on a date.
S12 E10
Here I Come, Pants!
21 mins · Thu, 15 Jan 2015
During a surprise check-up, Ms McMartin is angered upon realising Alan and Walden were pretending to be a couple.
S12 E11
For Whom the Booty Calls
21 mins · Thu, 22 Jan 2015
Walden joins a support group for adoptive dads and, after bonding with the members, finds it's a good way to get away from Alan.
S12 E12
A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
21 mins · Thu, 29 Jan 2015
Walden worries that Louis' adoption will be impacted when Alan breaks up with their social worker in order to get back together with Lyndsey.
S12 E13
Boompa Loved His Hookers
21 mins · Thu, 5 Feb 2015
Walden worries that ending things with Ms McMartin will become an issue. When Lyndsey asks Alan to move in with her, he hesitates.
S12 E14
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
20 mins · Thu, 12 Feb 2015
When their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a gift, but Alan's impractical choice strains his relationship with Lyndsey.
S12 E15
Of Course He's Dead -- Part One
18 mins · Thu, 19 Feb 2015
Alan is informed that millions of dollars in royalties for Charlie remain unclaimed. He needs a death certificate to collect it, but Alan begins to question if Charlie is really dead.
S12 E16
Of Course He's Dead -- Part Two
21 mins · Thu, 19 Feb 2015
Rose reveals to Alan, Walden and Evelyn that Charlie is still alive. Now, he's out for revenge on the people that let him down, and Alan and Walden get scared.