S03 Episode 1
Teachers
A new teacher, Lindsay, arrives at the school and Brian finds himself getting along with her exceptionally well, until Kurt points something out to him.
47 mins · Wed, 6 Aug 2003
S03 Episode 2
Teachers
Penny's self-pity and self-obsession reach dizzying new heights. Bored to tears listening to her complaining, Lindsay finally cracks.
47 mins · Wed, 13 Aug 2003
S03 Episode 3
Teachers
Kurt resolves to give up smoking when he meets a woman at a parents' evening; Bob resorts to sleeping in the gym store room.
46 mins · Wed, 20 Aug 2003
S03 Episode 4
Teachers
Bob is thrown out of his own house so his wife can move her new young boyfriend in; Liz looks at this dishevelled wreck and takes pity on him.
47 mins · Wed, 27 Aug 2003
S03 Episode 5
Teachers
Lindsay is about to turn 30 and is thrown into turmoil; Kurt and Brian are convinced that Matt's wife is highly attractive so a jealous Penny tells them she is disabled.
46 mins · Wed, 3 Sep 2003
S03 Episode 6
Teachers
With half the staff out of work due to stress and the other half becoming even more stressed as a result, Clare assigns each staff member a stress partner.
47 mins · Wed, 10 Sep 2003
S03 Episode 7
Teachers
Lindsay is the first to notice a bearded stranger lurking by the school's perimeter fence, but it turns out that he may not be a stranger after all.
48 mins · Wed, 17 Sep 2003
S03 Episode 8
Teachers
When Bob is taken in for emergency surgery, the English department are left without a head and Clare decides that Matt is the perfect choice to act as Bob's replacement.
48 mins · Wed, 24 Sep 2003
S03 Episode 9
Teachers
In the pub, the teachers all start to get depressed that not one of them is in a functional relationship; Liz points out that Brian and Kurt are clearly as good as married.
48 mins · Wed, 1 Oct 2003
S03 Episode 10
Teachers
Lindsay is in danger of losing her job because of multiple complaints against her. Desperate to keep her job she attempts to transform herself into a super teacher.
46 mins · Wed, 8 Oct 2003
S03 Episode 11
Teachers
Brian becomes obsessed with dinner lady Eileen and realises that he has no idea how to talk to or interact with a woman socially when she asks him out.
47 mins · Wed, 15 Oct 2003
S03 Episode 12
Teachers
Brian and Kurt race each other to school, and Kurt's need to win results in an injury. Attempts to administer first aid only make things worse.
48 mins · Wed, 22 Oct 2003
S03 Episode 13
Teachers
Penny begins a new romance; Clare gets frisky; in a drunken moment, Matt and Lindsay find themselves kissing.
47 mins · Wed, 29 Oct 2003
