S01 Episode 1
The One with the Shrieking Car Thief
Pat & Carl (with a little help from Conrad and Dave) arrest the world’s noisiest car thief. Who’s on a push-bike. Seriously!
Sat, 26 Jul 2003
S01 Episode 2
The One with the Puffing Bobby
Derek & Grant along with Pat & Carl chasing a stolen beamer in Slough. Pat & Carl chase the occupants once they’ve decamped, Derek discovers what appalling music taste the driver has, and Grant finds a stuck-on number plate with the real one underneath. Naughty naughty... Derek & Grant check up on a disqualified driver who is still driving.
Sat, 2 Aug 2003
S01 Episode 3
The One With the Marigold Glove Fetishists
Pat & Carl on the Britwell Estate deal with two silly boys in hoodies and errr....marigold gloves. Steve the camera man proves his worth by sitting on an escapee.
Sat, 9 Aug 2003
S01 Episode 4
The One With the Grotty Kitchen Appliance
Tony & Robb arrest one of the most obnoxious criminals ever seen on RW and apparently is one of the few people who objects to being on TV, 'coz he kicks the camera man. What a charming fellow.
Sat, 16 Aug 2003
S01 Episode 5
The One With the Sheet 'n' Duvet Cover Thief
Pat & Carl are assisted by Murphy the dog who finds a bloke in the garden. The bloke is terrified by Murphy. Serves him right.
Pat & Carl in Chalvey: with the idiot who nicked the bedding and his even stupider mate. Tony arrives and he doesn’t believe them either.
Pat & Carl back in Chalvey, hunting for a stolen car. And look - it’s the idiot from the bedding-nicking incident.
Sat, 23 Aug 2003
S01 Episode 6
The One With the Hospital Pile-up & the Icky Nappy
Pat & Carl chase a stolen car that reeks of cannabis and Carl finds an icky nappy. Pat & Carl in the grounds of a Milton Keynes hospital, chasing a lad who’s causing mayhem that ends with the death of a wall. Can he be charged with “brick-icide” as well as his other offences ?
Sat, 30 Aug 2003
S01 Episode 7
Episode 7
Sat, 6 Sep 2003
S01 Episode 8
Episode 8
Sat, 13 Sep 2003
S01 Episode 9
Episode 9
Sat, 20 Sep 2003
S01 Episode 10
Episode 10
Sat, 27 Sep 2003
