S03 Episode 1
Cave Dwellers
Movie Plot: Miles O'Keefe plays Ator, the caveman-ish hero of the future.
Intro: The Crew and Magic Voice discuss changing their names. Segment One: Joel invents the Smoking Jacket. In Deep 13, The Mads try robotic arm wrestling. Segment Two: The crew try a new version of the opening sequence. Segment Three: Joel tells the bots how the makers of this week's film tries to make the movie better than it actually was. Segment Four: Joel demonstrates the magic of sound effects. Segment Five: The Mads try to convince the SOL crew that the movie wasn't that bad.
Sat, 1 Jun 1991
S03 Episode 2
Gamera
Movie Plot: Some Japanese children have an adventure with the monster Gamera.
On the SOL: The crew does vocal warm-ups / Joel creates an endless salad bar / Crow tries voodoo / Gypsy opens a beauty parlor.
In Deep 13: The mads do their spring cleaning / Dr. Forrester had Frank shock Joel.
Sat, 8 Jun 1991
S03 Episode 3
Pod People
Movie Plot: Alien beings hatch on earth after a meteor crash.
On the SOL: The SOL hosts an art festival / The crew sings a nonsense song.
In Deep 13: The Mads have a very lame Karaoke machine.
Sat, 15 Jun 1991
S03 Episode 4
Gamera vs. Barugon
Movie Plot: The Japanese monsters Gamera and Barugon fight each other.
On the SOL: Crow and Servo battle Mac vs. IBM / the Crew plays with the 5,000 piece Man vs. Monster play set / Joel, Servo, and Crow pretend they are at the beach / the Crew pitches Barugon's book "You'll Never Eat this Town again!"
In Deep 13: The Mads celebrate Disco / Frank gives Dr. Forrester a copy of "The Stand."
Sat, 22 Jun 1991
S03 Episode 5
Stranded in Space
Movie Plot: An astronaut lands on the planet Terra where he must fight the "Perfect Order."
On the SOL: Tom makes some cookies and Crow has bad nightmares / Joel turns Servo into an arcade game / Joel becomes an evil overlord.
In Deep 13: Dr. Forrester tries to promote Frank, but Frank couldn't care less.
Sat, 29 Jun 1991
S03 Episode 6
Time of the Apes
Movie Plot: A Planet-of-the-Apes ripoff with 2 kids being sent to an ape ruled future.
On the SOL: Joel plays tee-ball with the 'bots / Joel invents the Cellulite Phone.
In Deep 13: Frank presents Miracle-Grow Baby Formula, you can guess what happens.
Sat, 13 Jul 1991
S03 Episode 7
Daddy-O
Movie Plot: Teenager risk their lives drag-racing.
On the SOL: Joel demonstrated the value of a spit-take / The crew re-creates the drag-race scene from the movie.
In Deep 13: The Mads are still dealing with the Miracle-Grow baby.
Sat, 20 Jul 1991
S03 Episode 8
Gamera vs. Gaos
Movie Plot: The Japanese monsters Gamera and Gaos fight each other.
On the SOL: The 'bots take on the personalities of raspy-voiced celebrities / the Crew makes fun of the Ed Sullivan show with Joel as a turtle-spinner on stage.
In Deep 13: The mads invent Printer that show your self image: Dr. Forrester is a model and Frank is a clown.
Sat, 27 Jul 1991
S03 Episode 9
The Amazing Colossal Man
Movie Plot: A man grows to giant size after getting too close to a nuclear blast.
On the SOL: Crow and Tom won't let Joel into their cardboard fort / the crew tries to think of things to do if they were 50 feet tall.
In Deep 13: The Mads create a plant that reviews music.
Sat, 3 Aug 1991
S03 Episode 10
Fugitive Alien
Movie Plot: Wolf Raiders run around attacking earthlings and aliens.
On the SOL: Joel acts like a dairy farmer / Joel plays the "Musical Chair" / the Crew has a funny-hat party.
In Deep 13: Dr. Forrester creates the all purpose sinus drop / Dr. Forrester gives Jack an interesting gift.
Sat, 17 Aug 1991
S03 Episode 11
It Conquered the World
Movie Plot: A cheesy alien-attack 1950s movie. Also riffed was the short "Snow Thrills."
On the SOL: Joel is getting ready to be on Star Search / Servo hosts a winter-sports broadcast / the crew complains about their dinner.
In Deep 13: Frank and Dr. Forrester dress up as dead people.
Sat, 24 Aug 1991
S03 Episode 12
Gamera vs. Guiron
Movie Plot: The Japanese monsters Gamera and Guiron fight each other.
On the SOL: The crew compare their lunches / Joel performs a painful magic trick on Crow.
In Deep 13: The mads show off centerfolds for "Psychiatry Today" / Michael Feinstein comes to visit.
Sat, 7 Sep 1991
S03 Episode 13
Earth vs. the Spider
Movie Plot: A giant spider terrorizes a town and kills a guy by draining the fluids from him. Also riffed was the short "Speech: Using Your Voice."
On the SOL: Joel invents a hairdryer CD player / The crew puts on a rock opera inspired by the movie.
In Deep 13: The Mads invent the Cheese Phone, Frank eats it and gets sick.
Sat, 14 Sep 1991
S03 Episode 14
Mighty Jack
Movie Plot: An evil entity called simply "Q" is trying to take over the world. Only Mighty jack can stop it.
On the SOL: The 'bots think that Joel is dead / Joel presents earmuffs that look like ears / the 'bots present Mighty Jack Dog Food / Joel sings a sea shanty about the movie.
In Deep 13: Dr. Forrester invents formal scuba gear.
Sat, 21 Sep 1991
S03 Episode 15
Teenage Caveman
Movie Plot: A teenage caveman. That's pretty much it. Also riffed were the shorts "Aquatic Wizards" and "Catching Trouble."
On the SOL: The crew is bored during a rainy day / the bots and Joel hunt Ross Allen / Joel teaches Crow and Servo about the history of technology.
In Deep 13: Frank and Dr. Forrester argue about who presents this week's invention / Dr. Forrester and Frank argue over a pair of scissors.
Sat, 9 Nov 1991
S03 Episode 16
Gamera vs. Zigra
Movie Plot: Another Gamera movie about Japanese monster fighting each other.
On the SOL: The Crew has a keg party / the Crew performs the Gamera theme song.
In Deep 13: Frank states that he is a 3 Stooges fan and the Mads to a tribute / the Mads do a metal version of the Gamera song.
Sat, 19 Oct 1991
S03 Episode 17
Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
Movie Plot: Female Vikings battle a Sea Monster while on a quest to find their missing men.
On the SOL: Lots of waffle themed humor including a history of the waffle, a flat waffle iron, a demonstration on the usefulness of waffles, and, of course, a waffle song.
In Deep 13: The mads bring a cooked chicken back to life / Dr. Forrester insults waffles.
Sat, 26 Oct 1991
S03 Episode 18
Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
Movie Plot: An Alien seeks help from Earth.
On the SOL: The Joel and Crow try to save a dying Servo / the Crew presents the Captain Joe action figure, based on the character from the movie.
In Deep 13: The Mads have invented large fake noses / Dr. Forrester negotiates with Servo and Crow about what movies to send.
Sat, 16 Nov 1991
S03 Episode 19
War of the Colossal Beast
Movie Plot: Sequel to the Amazing Colossal man, with Glen Manning returning to cause a ruckus. Also riffed was the short "Mr. B Natural."
On the SOL: The Crew discusses Mexican food / Joel blows up food / Servo and Crow debate the gender of Mr. B Natural.
In Deep 13: The Mads invent a breakfast firing bazooka / Dr. Forrester gives Frank a drugged waffle.
Sat, 30 Nov 1991
S03 Episode 20
The Unearthly
Movie Plot: A mad scientist creates havoc when an experiment to stop the aging process goes awry. Also riffed were the shorts "Posture Pals" and "Appreciating Your Parents."
On the SOL: Joel invents celebrity appliances / the 'bots film an action packed home movie / Servo and Crow create "The Unearthly" board game.
In Deep 13: The Mads create odd shaped pills including one with a fish hook / Frank eats potatoes.
Sat, 14 Dec 1991
S03 Episode 21
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Movie Plot: Santa is abducted by martians to bring joy to Mars.
On the SOL: The 'bots make their Christmas lists / the Crew performs "A Patrick Swayze Christmas" / Joel looks through his Christmas movie collection / Crow teaches elves about marketing / Joel gives the 'bots presents.
In Deep 13: The Mads create a machine that turns good gifts into bad ones / Frank pawns Dr. Forrester's rolex to buy him a watchband.
Sat, 21 Dec 1991
S03 Episode 22
Master Ninja
Movie Plot: An action film about the Japanese mob and a vigilante.
On the SOL: The 'bots build a model car / Joel sings the "Master Ninja" theme song.
In Deep 13: Dr. Forrester invents the Boil-in-a-bag intravenous dinner / The Mads try to smother each other with pillows.
Sat, 11 Jan 1992
S03 Episode 23
The Castle of Fu Manchu
Movie Plot: Fu Manchu, an evil genius, tries to conquer the world by turning all water into ice.
On the SOL: The Crew pretend to be Shriners / the movie causes the Crew to break down.
In Deep 13: Dr. Forrester invents a stinky bomb / the mads try to riff the movie.
Sat, 18 Jan 1992
S03 Episode 24
Master Ninja II
Movie Plot: The Ninja travels the country fighting bad guys.
On the SOL: The Crew tries improv / Joel invents Gerbilsphere II / The 'bots create custom vans.
In Deep 13: Dr. Forrester invents the conveyor belt buffet / Frank tries to get ABC to bring back "The Second Hundred years."
Sat, 25 Jan 1992
