S01 Episode 1
Premiere
The Freak Squad is assigned to go to a remote island to gather a supply of rare nuts as snacks for the President.
Wed, 4 Oct 2006
S01 Episode 2
Glaucoma
Defying their orders to roll back the odometer in the President's car, the squad determines to go to Vienna to protect the Hartsdales at an awards ceremony for glaucoma research.
Wed, 11 Oct 2006
S01 Episode 3
Git To Gitten'
The Freak Squad perform at a fair with country music superstar Toby Tritt Greenwood. Despite her outspoken liberal stance, the Bearded Clam finds herself falling for the hyper-patriotic singer.
Wed, 18 Oct 2006
S01 Episode 4
Separate But Equal
The Freak Squad is sent to New York City to scope out an apartment for the President's friend's cat. On the way, Siamese twins Tuck & Benny get into an argument over the merits of INXS and decide to separate, but bad luck follows for one of the twins.
Thu, 26 Oct 2006
S01 Episode 5
Elections
The Freak Squad beams up to New Hampshire to take over a mission from Log Cabin Republican, who has become distracted while running a Senate campaign. When "gay dancing" emerges as a wedge issue, Log is forced to choose between his loyalty to the Republican Party and his fondness for gay dancing.
Thu, 2 Nov 2006
S01 Episode 6
Mohel-Me-Not Part 1
The Hartsdales choose to circumcise Primi while performing in a heavily Jewish community, but does the local rabbi have an ulterior motive?
Thu, 9 Nov 2006
S01 Episode 7
Mohel-Me-Not Part 2
Having used Primi's foreskin to summon Moshiach, the Jewish messiah, Pat Robertson and the President decide to fight back with their own secret weapon. When Primi exposes their plot and is captured, the Freak Squad must come to his rescue.
Thu, 16 Nov 2006
