S03 Episode 1
Fun With Dick and Janet
The arrival on Earth of Dick's family, along with Janet, his intended wife, threatens Dick and Mary's engagement.
20 mins · Wed, 24 Sep 1997
S03 Episode 1
Fun with Dick and Janet (1)
Harry, Sally and Tommy return to Earth, but are forced to bring along the Big Giant Head's niece, who is assigned to act as Dick's wife in order to keep his focus on the mission and off Mary. To make matters worse, the police suspect that aliens might have landed in Rutherford and have sent Officer Don to investigate.
Wed, 24 Sep 1997
S03 Episode 2
Fun with Dick and Janet (2)
Dick comes up with a plan to get his new wife to leave him - by turning himself into the worst possible husband anyone could have. This doesn't work, and despite all his attempts to keep his wife secret, Mary soon finds out and breaks up with him, furious.
Wed, 24 Sep 1997
S03 Episode 2
Fun With Dick and Janet
The arrival on Earth of Dick's family, along with Janet, his intended wife, threatens Dick and Mary's engagement.
21 mins · Wed, 24 Sep 1997
S03 Episode 3
Tricky Dick
Still bitter after their break-up, Dick and Mary begin a childish prank war against each other to try to prove, ironically, who is the biggest adult in the office. Sally attends yoga classes with Mary, where she begins to take a liking to her instructor (Leigh McCloskey). At home, Tommy and his friends have formed a garage band and are practicing in the garage, while Harry wants desperately to be their roadie.
Wed, 8 Oct 1997
S03 Episode 3
Tricky Dick
The breaking of Dick and Mary's engagement puts a strain on their office relationship; Sally jilts Don to pursue her yoga instructor.
21 mins · Wed, 8 Oct 1997
S03 Episode 4
Dick-in-Law
Mary is unable to tell her bitter, condescending parents (Elaine Stritch and George Grizzard) that another relationship has fallen through, and so invites Dick to meet her parents under the pretense that they are still to be married. Dick is quick to accompany her, thinking that if he can win her parent's hearts he might win back Mary's. Back in Rutherford, Sally, Harry and Tommy help Nina to move out of her apartment, before Sally decides that she'd like to move in.
Wed, 15 Oct 1997
S03 Episode 4
Dick-in-Law
Dick agrees to accompany Mary on a trip to visit her parents, who still don't know that their relationship has ended; Sally, Harry, and Tommy help Nina move.
21 mins · Wed, 15 Oct 1997
S03 Episode 5
Scaredy Dick
Halloween pirate Dick believes his home is haunted.
21 mins · Wed, 29 Oct 1997
S03 Episode 5
Scaredy Dick
Dick goes for a medical checkup but becomes scared and leaves before his appointment. Mary asks Sally and Tommy to house sit for her on Halloween, to stop trick-or-treaters (Emile Hirsch) egging her home while she is out. Harry, however, chooses to stay at home, where he encounters some very strange noises and starts to believe that there is a ghost in the house.
Wed, 29 Oct 1997
S03 Episode 6
Moby Dick
Dick is perplexed when he finds that his clothes no longer fit, but it's apparent to everyone else that he's gained a significant amount of weight.
21 mins · Wed, 5 Nov 1997
S03 Episode 6
Moby Dick
When Dick discovers that he has put on a large amount of weight, Nina tells him that it is because he is sad about his breakup with Mary. Dick tries to slim by eating healthily and attending exercise classes, but nothing works and he ends up joining a weight loss group, where he runs into Mary. At home, Sally begins to grow attached to her new tomato plant and names it Jeremy, leading Don to fear the worst when he hears that Sally is spending lots of time with 'him'. Meanwhile, Tommy is worried that August is cheating on him, and sends Harry to investigate.
Wed, 5 Nov 1997
S03 Episode 7
Eleven Angry Men & Dick
Dick draws jury duty and causes a stir; much to Officer Don's displeasure, Sally takes up with Seth, a struggling artist.
21 mins · Wed, 12 Nov 1997
S03 Episode 7
Eleven Angry Men and One Dick
Dick gets jury duty for the first time and struggles to deliver a guilty verdict for a clearly guilty man. Meanwhile, Sally, much to Officer Don's distress, falls for a cockney 'artist' called Seth, and makes herself over to look and sound just like him. Elsewhere, Harry and Tommy volunteer themselves for Mary's class project - they must communicate without words for five days.
Wed, 12 Nov 1997
S03 Episode 8
A Friend in Dick
With two tickets to the theatre but no one to accompany him, Dick seeks out Officer Don and attempts to forge a friendship with him.
21 mins · Wed, 19 Nov 1997
S03 Episode 8
A Friend in Dick
Dick has two theater tickets for Peter Connolly's 'King of the Jig' left over from when he and Mary were dating, but upon realizing that he doesn't have any friends to accompany him, he forges a friendship with Don and becomes jealous when Don wants to spend time with his other friends. Meanwhile, Sally's 'artist' boyfriend Seth voices his dislike of Connolly and Sally decides to lure him to Johnny Foam's, while Tommy forces Harry to go to night school and earn a diploma, so that he can have the things his friends do.
Wed, 19 Nov 1997
S03 Episode 9
Seven Deadly Clips
Clip show in which the Solomons review how some of their past experiences on Earth have involved the Seven Deadly Sins.
Wed, 3 Dec 1997
S03 Episode 9
Tom, Dick and Mary
Tommy mistakes Mary's interest in him; Sally gets an office job.
21 mins · Wed, 3 Dec 1997
S03 Episode 10
Tom, Dick and Mary
Tommy decides that he needs to find a woman who is closer to his real age, and pursues Mary, kicking up a fierce rivalry between himself and Dick. Elsewhere, Sally finally gets a proper job, but her boss begins to sexually harass her, while Harry is under orders not to watch any TV for a week, since Dick thinks he is watching too much of it.
Wed, 3 Dec 1997
S03 Episode 10
Seven Deadly Clips
As the Solomons reflect on their experiences on Earth, they realise they have succumbed to some human weaknesses.
21 mins · Wed, 3 Dec 1997
S03 Episode 11
Jailhouse Dick
Dick takes care of a felon called Eddie because he feels he can make an honest man out of him, however things just end up going wrong. Dr. Albright is fed up with her dog Pepper and enlists Sally's help in finding a new home for him. Back at home, Harry struggles to complete a book report on Little Women for night school.
Wed, 17 Dec 1997
S03 Episode 11
Jailhouse Dick
Dick tries to rehabilitate a criminal he met while visiting Officer Don; Mary returns her dog to Dick.
21 mins · Wed, 17 Dec 1997
S03 Episode 12
Dick on a Roll
After falling down the stairs while wheeling around in a wheelchair, Dick ends up in one, and leads a campaign to have a second ramp added to his building at Pendleton. Harry is delighted when Vicki Dubcek returns, but less than happy when she announces her newly established celibacy. Tommy, however, is annoyed because he isn't old enough to get into a nightclub that Sally and the others are frequenting.
Wed, 7 Jan 1998
S03 Episode 12
Dick on a Roll
Dick crusades to add more ramps to university buildings after he breaks his leg; Harry is delighted that Vicki has returned.
21 mins · Wed, 7 Jan 1998
S03 Episode 13
The Great Dickdater
Dick finally announces that he is ready to start dating again but finds that the women of Rutherford don't want him. Meanwhile, Tommy and Harry find somebody's wallet and return it to him, but after Mrs. Dubcek asks them how much in reward they were given, they stalk the owner until he coughs up.
Wed, 21 Jan 1998
S03 Episode 13
The Great Dickdater
Dick wants to begin dating but can't find willing women, despite the assistance of Officer Don.
21 mins · Wed, 21 Jan 1998
S03 Episode 14
36! 24! 36! Dick (1)
When Rutherford becomes swamped with beautiful women who can't wait to date average joe's like Dick, Harry, Tommy and Officer Don, Sally begins to suspect that something's amiss and takes it upon herself to investigate. Meanwhile, one of Mary's old students has sent her tickets to Super Bowl XXXII in San Diego and she and Nina attend.
Sun, 25 Jan 1998
S03 Episode 14
36! 24! 36! Dick!
Harry's girlfriend leads a Venusian plot to overthrow Earth at the Super Bowl.
20 mins · Sun, 25 Jan 1998
S03 Episode 15
36! 24! 36! Dick (2)
In order to successfully infiltrate the ranks of the Venusians, Sally has offered herself up as a soldier and been taken to San Diego. Dick, Harry and Tommy eventually catch on and follow the women down there to try to rescue her and save the world from their master plan - to steal Earth's supply of 'good stuff'. Back in Rutherford, Don, Rico, Mrs. Dubcek and Judith settle down to watch the Super Bowl on TV.
Sun, 25 Jan 1998
S03 Episode 15
36! 24! 36! Dick!
A group of beautiful women appear in Rutherford, and suddenly everybody has one, including Dick and Tommy.
21 mins · Sun, 25 Jan 1998
S03 Episode 16
Pickles and Ice Cream
Harry runs into trouble when his dog-like pet 'Pickles' from the Solomon's home planet somehow makes it to Rutherford - in human form. Meanwhile, Sally pretends to be pregnant to get in with a group of expecting women, but Officer Don finds out and panics.
Wed, 28 Jan 1998
S03 Episode 16
Pickles and Ice Cream
Harry's old pet, Pickles, assumes human form and finds him in Rutherford; Sally takes Dick to a childbirth class.
21 mins · Wed, 28 Jan 1998
S03 Episode 17
Auto Eurodicka
Dick meets a woman in line at the cinema and ends up having casual sex with her in his car, however he soon runs into trouble when he brags about it and discovers that it was the mother of one of his students, Bug. Sally is shopping for her own car and becomes enthralled by a Dodge Viper; however, she cannot afford it and becomes increasingly exasperated with the salesman, who, she believes, is intent on spoiling her happiness.
Wed, 4 Feb 1998
S03 Episode 17
Auto Eurodicka
Dick's brief affair with the mother of a student results in an unpleasant visit from the student's father and brothers.
21 mins · Wed, 4 Feb 1998
S03 Episode 18
Portrait of Tommy as an Old Man
Tommy grows tired of having to handle all the youth-related duties when he's the oldest member of the crew, so he retires from the mission and takes up residence at a retirement village.
21 mins · Wed, 25 Feb 1998
S03 Episode 19
Stuck with Dick
Dick and Mary get locked in the library overnight, providing him with an opportunity to win her back.
21 mins · Wed, 18 Mar 1998
S03 Episode 20
My Daddy's Little Girl
Mary's father, George, dates Sally after leaving his wife; Dick finds Sally's interest understandable.
21 mins · Wed, 1 Apr 1998
S03 Episode 21
The Physics of Being Dick
Dick convinces Officer Don to let him pose as a police officer for a day.
21 mins · Wed, 15 Apr 1998
S03 Episode 22
Just Your Average Dick
Dick decides to act normally, but Mary finds his new personality dull and falls for a nutty professor instead.
21 mins · Tue, 28 Apr 1998
S03 Episode 22
Just Your Average Dick
After Mary and August tell the Solomons that they can be a little weird sometimes, they strive to become a completely average family, going as far as to move to a new, average, apartment, make themselves over with new, average clothes and behave in the most average way they can. Unfortunately for Dick, Mary is soon turned off, missing his old weirdness.
Tue, 28 Apr 1998
S03 Episode 23
Dick and the Other Guy
Dick has to compete for Mary's affections with the eccentric Dr Liam Neesam, a new professor at the university.
21 mins · Wed, 29 Apr 1998
S03 Episode 23
Dick and the Other Guy
An eccentric new professor has arrived at Pendleton University and Dick is quick to befriend him; he soon becomes annoyed when Dr. Neesam appears to be able to do everything better than he can, and becomes a rival for Mary's affections. Sally becomes concerned that Officer Don has lost interest in her after hearing a woman tell him he was "great last night", so Mrs. Dubcek convinces her to disguise herself and follow him around.
Tue, 28 Apr 1998
S03 Episode 24
Sally and Don's First Kiss
Sally obsesses over setting up the perfect first kiss with Don; Dick worries that he's disliked; Harry takes his exam.
21 mins · Wed, 6 May 1998
S03 Episode 24
Sally and Don's First Kiss
Don is concerned because he and Sally have never kissed, so Sally turns to romance novels for inspiration, unwittingly building herself up to the moment so much that, when it finally happens, it doesn't satisfy her expectations. At work, Dick is worried because he is the only person in the university who gets charged for crackers in the cafeteria. Meanwhile, Harry finally finishes night school and reminisces about his time there with his friends Larry and Mrs. Deguzman.
Wed, 6 May 1998
S03 Episode 25
When Aliens Camp
Dick becomes concerned that the Solomons are spending little time together and orders the family on a camping holiday, forbidding them to bring anyone else. Unfortunately, and much to the other Solomons' annoyance, he invites Mary to join them and, as a result, everybody becomes angry with him. Outcast, he ventures into the woods and ends up becoming leader of a group of young Beaver Scouts, while the other Solomons and Mary attempt to find him.
Wed, 13 May 1998
S03 Episode 25
When Aliens Camp
Sally, Harry and Tommy rebel when Dick invites Mary on their family camping trip, but Mary organises the search party when Dick wanders off.
21 mins · Wed, 13 May 1998
S03 Episode 26
The Tooth Harry
Harry drives Nina to the dentist and behaves so sweetly toward her that he ends up stirring her emotions and sparking a romance. At work, Mary has been awarded a place in a promotional video for Pendleton and a jealous Dick takes desperate measures to ensure that he also is granted a place in it. Unfortunately, neither Dick or Mary share the director's vision and end up ruining the video. Meanwhile, Officer Don gives Sally a key to his apartment, hoping that the pair can spend more quality time together; however, he regrets it when she begins to treat the place a little too much as if it is her own.
Wed, 20 May 1998
S03 Episode 26
The Tooth Harry
Nina falls for Harry when he cares for her after a dental operation; Don wants independence from Sally.
21 mins · Wed, 20 May 1998
S03 Episode 27
Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary
Three pairs of lovebirds all want to use the apartment at the same time.
21 mins · Wed, 20 May 1998
