Where to watch Squidbillies Season 3
Squidbillies season 3 is not streaming in Australia on any service we track right now. You can buy it on Apple TV from $19.99. Season 3 was released on 20 January 2008.
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Squidbillies Season 3 air dates
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Air dates: TMDB.
Squidbillies Season 3 episodes
S03 E01
Webnecks
11m
Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.
S03 E02
Beast Implants
11m
Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.
S03 E03
Tween Steam
11m
Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.
S03 E04
Wing Nut
11m
After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.
S03 E05
Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"
11m
Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.
S03 E06
Earth Worst
11m
After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.
S03 E07
The Good One
11m
Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.
S03 E08
Sharif
11m
Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.
S03 E09
Condition: Demolition!
11m
Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.
S03 E10
The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma
11m
After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.
S03 E11
The Unbearable Heatness of Fire
11m
After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.
S03 E12
Tuscaloosa Dumpling
11m
Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.
S03 E13
Armageddon It On!
11m
The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.
S03 E14
Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen
11m
A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.
S03 E15
Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
11m
When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.
S03 E16
An Officer and a Dental Dam
11m
After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.
S03 E17
The Okaleechee Dam Jam
11m
When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.
S03 E18
Pile M for Murder
11m
Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.
S03 E19
Mud Days and Cornfused
11m
During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.
S03 E20
Krystal, Light
11m
Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.
Episode names, air dates, runtimes and summaries: TMDB. Air dates are the first broadcast anywhere.

