Where to watch South Park Season 13
South Park season 13 is streaming in Australia on Paramount Plus (subscription). You can also buy it on Apple TV from $22.99. Season 13 was released on 11 March 2009.
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South Park Season 13 episodes
S13 E01
The Ring
22 mins · Wed, 11 Mar 2009
The boys must face the might of Disney and its iconic leader in order to free Kenny from the powers of his libido-squashing purity ring.
S13 E02
The Coon
22 mins · Wed, 18 Mar 2009
Cartman fights the evil forces of South Park as a vigilante dressed in a raccoon outfit, but much to his annoyance, no one seems to notice.
S13 E03
Margaritaville
22 mins · Wed, 25 Mar 2009
The economy is in decline and hysteria reigns. Randy convinces the townsfolk to stop angering the economy wasting money, but Kyle challenges this orthodox thinking.
S13 E04
Eat, Pray, Queef
22 mins · Wed, 1 Apr 2009
The men of South Park are disgusted by the new female craze of `queefing', and move to get it banned.
S13 E05
Fishsticks
22 mins · Wed, 8 Apr 2009
Jimmy is angry that Cartman tries to take credit for a joke he created that is now sweeping the nation. However, an angry Kanye West just can't get his head around the punch line.
S13 E06
Pinewood Derby
22 mins · Wed, 15 Apr 2009
Randy and Stan inadvertently discover warp speed, allowing Earth to join the Galactic Federation of Planets, but an alien gangster threatens to ruin everything.
S13 E07
Fatbeard
22 mins · Wed, 22 Apr 2009
Cartman has heard of all the riches being plundered by the pirates in Somalia, so dons his eye patch and leads a motley crew off to Africa to get in on the act.
S13 E08
Dead Celebrities
22 mins · Wed, 7 Oct 2009
The ghost of Michael Jackson refuses to accept his demise, leaving the rest of the recently departed celebrities frustrated in purgatory.
S13 E09
Butter's Bottom B...
22 mins · Wed, 14 Oct 2009
Hoping to get his first kiss and stop his friends from teasing him, Butters starts The Kissing Company. Completely unawares, he becomes the most notorious pimp around.
S13 E10
W.T.F.
22 mins · Wed, 21 Oct 2009
After seeing their first live WWE wrestling match, the boys decide to form their own wrestling federation, and they gain a huge redneck following.
S13 E11
Whale W...
22 mins · Wed, 28 Oct 2009
Kyle joins the crew of a reality documentary show who confront Japanese whalers, but finds their tactics leave a lot to be desired.
S13 E12
The F Word
22 mins · Wed, 4 Nov 2009
The boys confront a group of obnoxious bikers, but their methods force the townsfolk to redefine the meaning of a rather offensive word.
S13 E13
Dances with Smurfs
22 mins · Wed, 11 Nov 2009
Cartman's vitriol finally gets a platform when he is chosen to be the school's morning announcer, and he unashamedly abuses his position.
S13 E14
Pee
22 mins · Wed, 18 Nov 2009
High levels of pee in the pool cause a disaster that ruins the day for the boys, Kyle especially; Cartman's xenophobia comes to the fore yet again.