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South Park Season 9 episodes
S09 E01
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
22 mins · Wed, 9 Mar 2005
Mr Garrison decides to undergo a sex change. Meanwhile, Kyle is prevented from joining the national basketball team.
S09 E02
Die Hippie, Die
22 mins · Wed, 16 Mar 2005
Cartman establishes his very own parasite removal business, then offers his services to his neighbours to get rid of their hippy problem.
S09 E03
Wing
22 mins · Wed, 23 Mar 2005
Token is set to sing in a pageant for $200 after winning the Colorado Child Star singing contest, and the boys decide to get the money for themselves.
S09 E04
Best Friends Forever
22 mins · Wed, 30 Mar 2005
Cartman's jealousy spikes when Kenny purchases a new computer game before he has the chance to do it himself.
S09 E05
The Losing Edge
22 mins · Wed, 6 Apr 2005
The boys don't want to be stuck playing baseball all summer, and take it upon themselves to lose a baseball game.
S09 E06
The Death of Eric Cartman
22 mins · Wed, 13 Apr 2005
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids manage to summon the Grim Reaper and communicate with the dead.
S09 E07
Erection Day
22 mins · Wed, 20 Apr 2005
Jimmy wants to enter the talent contest and win the prize, but he must first learn to have a little self-control.
S09 E08
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
22 mins · Wed, 19 Oct 2005
Cartman and Stan are responsible for Beaverton going into a state of emergency when the pair crash a boat into the world's largest beaver dam.
S09 E09
Marjorine
22 mins · Wed, 26 Oct 2005
Cartman is convinced that the girls have a device that gives them the power to see into the future, and Butters goes undercover in an attempt to find out more.
S09 E10
Follow That Egg!
22 mins · Wed, 2 Nov 2005
In order to stop Mr Slave from marrying Big Gal Al, Mrs Garrison gets the children to help her attempt to prove that her opinions on same-sex marriage are correct.
S09 E11
Ginger Kids
22 mins · Wed, 9 Nov 2005
Cartman is suffering from a severe case of `Gingervitus', and takes it upon himself to rally against the persecution of his fellow gingers.
S09 E12
Trapped in the Closet
24 mins · Wed, 16 Nov 2005
Stan is seen as the new L Ron Hubbard after delving into the world of Scientology. Plus, Tom Cruise pays Stan a visit and refuses to come out of his closet.
S09 E13
Free Willzyx
22 mins · Wed, 30 Nov 2005
The boys encounter a talking whale while visiting Sea World. They fail to see that they are being hoaxed, and try to return the whale to its home on the moon.
S09 E14
Bloody Mary
22 mins · Wed, 7 Dec 2005
Stan's dad is arrested for drunk-driving. Meanwhile, in the next town, a bleeding statue of Mary attracts all sorts of misfits hoping to be healed.