Where to watch How I Met Your Mother Season 5
How I Met Your Mother season 5 is streaming in Australia on Disney+ (subscription, listed for the whole show). You can also buy it on Apple TV from $24.99. Season 5 was released on 21 September 2009.
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How I Met Your Mother Season 5 episodes
S05 E01
Definitions
21 mins · Mon, 21 Sep 2009
Lily forces Barney and Robin to face their fears about defining their relationship; Ted is anxious about his first lecture at Columbia.
S05 E02
Double Date
21 mins · Mon, 28 Sep 2009
Ted realises that his blind date is actually someone he dated years earlier, and they still have nothing in common.
S05 E03
Robin 101
21 mins · Mon, 5 Oct 2009
Robin investigates when she thinks Barney is cheating on her, only to find that he is spending his time with Ted, taking lessons in how to date her.
S05 E04
The Sexless Innkeeper
21 mins · Mon, 12 Oct 2009
Things get awkward when Robin and Barney don't want to double date with Lily and Marshall anymore; Ted plays up his `professor' persona by wearing a tweed jacket to impress women.
S05 E05
Duel Citizenship
21 mins · Mon, 19 Oct 2009
Marshall and Ted take a road trip to Chicago for a nostalgic bachelor's adventure. Unfortunately for Ted, Marshall has asked Lily along and consequently, their plans change.
S05 E06
Bagpipes
21 mins · Mon, 2 Nov 2009
Barney's know-it-all attitude gets him in hot water with Robin; Marshall and Lily offer relationship advice.
S05 E07
The Rough Patch
21 mins · Mon, 9 Nov 2009
Barney and Robin get into a relationship rut and their personalities change so much that Barney even donates his porn collection to Ted.
S05 E08
The Playbook
21 mins · Mon, 16 Nov 2009
After breaking up with Robin, Barney pulls out all of his greatest tricks to get back into the dating scene.
S05 E09
Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap
21 mins · Mon, 23 Nov 2009
Lily's long-lost dad shows up unannounced on Thanksgiving Day. She confides the real reason she stopped speaking to him three years ago, as she and Marshall disagree on how they should deal with the dispute.
S05 E10
The Window
21 mins · Mon, 7 Dec 2009
The gang tries to help Ted when the perfect woman becomes available; Marshall finds a letter written by his younger self.
S05 E11
Last Cigarette Ever
21 mins · Mon, 14 Dec 2009
Robin is excited to hear that she'll be working with legendary newsman Don Frank, but is soon disappointed to find out that he isn't as professional as she thought he'd be, and seems set on taking Robin down with him.
S05 E12
Girls vs. Suits
21 mins · Mon, 11 Jan 2010
Barney debates giving up wearing suits to land an attractive bartender; Ted gets closer to meeting the future mother of his children.
S05 E13
Jenkins
21 mins · Mon, 18 Jan 2010
Marshall tries to prove that his attractive female colleague kissed him; Robin discovers that a drinking game has been made up about her.
S05 E14
The Perfect Week
21 mins · Mon, 1 Feb 2010
Barney approaches a personal milestone - sleeping with the first woman he hits on seven nights in a row. Elsewhere, Lily and Marshall realise they've been using the same toothbrush.
S05 E15
Rabbit or Duck
21 mins · Mon, 8 Feb 2010
Lily and Marshall forget to fix Ted up on a blind date for Valentine's Day; Robin's obnoxious colleague invites her to a party at his apartment.
S05 E16
Hooked
21 mins · Mon, 1 Mar 2010
Ted is humiliated when he sees a woman he's dating out on another date on the night they'd planned to meet up; Marshall is charmed by a man who is smitten with Lily.
S05 E17
Of Course
21 mins · Mon, 8 Mar 2010
When Robin confesses she is still angry with Barney, she enlists the help of a self-help author who plans to beat Barney at his own game.
S05 E18
Say Cheese
21 mins · Mon, 22 Mar 2010
Lily is annoyed with Ted for inviting his new girlfriend Amanda to her birthday dinner and proceeds to show him her photo albums detailing a run of short-lived girlfriends as evidence of it being a regular occurrence.
S05 E19
Zoo or False
21 mins · Mon, 12 Apr 2010
When Marshall is mugged, he invents a story about a monkey to make Lily, who wants a gun, less wary.
S05 E20
Home Wreckers
21 mins · Mon, 19 Apr 2010
When Ted attends his mother's wedding, he is disturbed by her overly affectionate relationship with her fiance.
S05 E21
Twin Beds
21 mins · Mon, 3 May 2010
Robin realises she is finally over Barney and Ted; Lily and Marshall decide to get twin beds.
S05 E22
Robots vs. Wrestlers
21 mins · Mon, 10 May 2010
Ted, Marshall, Lily, and Barney crash a party at a swanky New York apartment.
S05 E23
The Wedding Bride
20 mins · Mon, 17 May 2010
When Ted takes a date to see a movie, he learns the story is loosely based on his life.
S05 E24
Doppelgangers
21 mins · Mon, 24 May 2010
Marshall and Lily try to decide if they are ready to have a baby; Robin gets offered her dream job.