Where to watch How I Met Your Mother Season 3
How I Met Your Mother season 3 is streaming in Australia on Disney+ (subscription, listed for the whole show). You can also buy it on Apple TV from $24.99. Season 3 was released on 24 September 2007.
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How I Met Your Mother Season 3 episodes
S03 E01
Wait for It
20 mins · Mon, 24 Sep 2007
When he sees Robin with an Argentine lover by her side, Ted decides he is ready to hit the town with Barney.
S03 E02
We're Not From Here
21 mins · Mon, 1 Oct 2007
Barney and Ted decide to pose as out-of-towners in the hope of getting the same female attention Robin's Argentine friend receives.
S03 E03
The Third Wheel
21 mins · Mon, 8 Oct 2007
Two beautiful women show Ted that they are very attracted to him; the gang helps Ted realise that bad luck does not always come in threes.
S03 E04
Little Boys
21 mins · Mon, 15 Oct 2007
Lily sets Robin up with the dad of one of her pupils. Though hesitant at first, Robin agrees and bonds with his son.
S03 E05
How I Met Everyone Else
21 mins · Mon, 22 Oct 2007
Ted's new girl is jealous to learn that the story of how Ted met his friends is better than the story of how he met her.
S03 E06
I'm Not That Guy
21 mins · Mon, 29 Oct 2007
Marshall gives up his dream of saving the Earth in favour of money after being courted by a lawyer from a corporate firm.
S03 E07
Dowisetrepla
21 mins · Mon, 5 Nov 2007
Lily and Marshall tire of Ted's intrusion on their personal space and begin to look for a new flat. Marshall loves the first flat he sees, but Lily can't afford to live there.
S03 E08
Spoiler Alert
21 mins · Mon, 12 Nov 2007
Ted is delighted when he meets, in his view, the perfect girl. However, his happiness soon fades when his pals point out her flaws.
S03 E09
Slapsgiving
21 mins · Mon, 19 Nov 2007
It's Lily and Marshall's first Thanksgiving as a married couple and the gang are planning to spend the holiday with them. Meanwhile, Robin and Ted sleep together after arguing and then realise they don't have anything to say to each other.
S03 E10
The Yips
21 mins · Mon, 26 Nov 2007
The gang all join a gym and Barney sees Rhonda, the woman he lost his virginity to, while working out. He discovers that she didn't rate his performance in bed - despite telling him she did at the time.
S03 E11
The Platinum Rule
21 mins · Mon, 10 Dec 2007
Ted's friends discourage him from going on a date with his tattoo removal doctor because they warn that if it doesn't go well, he'll still have to see her in everyday life.
S03 E12
No Tomorrow
21 mins · Mon, 17 Mar 2008
Ted emulates Barney and lives like there is no tomorrow, forcing Marshall to deliver a post-St Patrick's Day reality check.
S03 E13
Ten Sessions
21 mins · Mon, 24 Mar 2008
Ted is repeatedly turned down by his dermatologist Stella for a date. As a result, he starts being pleasant to her receptionist, Abby, to show Stella his nice side.
S03 E14
The Bracket
20 mins · Mon, 31 Mar 2008
Barney tries to track down a mystery woman who is warning other women not to sleep with him. He narrows the list down to 64 candidates.
S03 E15
The Chain of Screaming
21 mins · Mon, 14 Apr 2008
Marshall questions his decision to take a job in a corporate law firm after his boss emasculates him verbally.
S03 E16
Sandcastles in the Sand
21 mins · Mon, 21 Apr 2008
Barney, in his own inimitable style, picks up the pieces when Robin picks up where she left off with an old flame, only to have him break her heart again.
S03 E17
The Goat
21 mins · Mon, 28 Apr 2008
Barney and Robin wake up in bed together and make a pact not to mention that they've had sex, Barney tries to find a loophole in the Bro Code to excuse his behaviour, and Robin feels guilty and tells Ted.
S03 E18
Rebound Bro
21 mins · Mon, 5 May 2008
Stella is ready to have sex with Ted, but breaks up with him after he tells Marshall and Lily that Stella has been celibate for five years.
S03 E19
Everything Must Go
20 mins · Mon, 12 May 2008
When Barney and Abby realise they share a hatred of Ted, they go to a bar together to rub their relationship in Ted's face.
S03 E20
Miracles
21 mins · Mon, 19 May 2008
Ted is knocked over by a taxi after trying to break up with Stella; Barney is knocked over by a bus going the wrong way and breaks all the bones in his body.