S03E04Family Guy season 3 episode 4: One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
Aired 1 August 200123 minRated TV-14
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What happens in “One If by Clam, Two If by Sea”
When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.
Episode summary: TMDB.
Before you watch
- It is episode 4 of 22 of season 3, so watch episodes 1 to 3 first.
- It runs about 23 minutes.
- Directed by Dan Povenmire, written by Jim Bernstein and Michael Shipley.
- TMDB users rate it 6.7 out of 10 (39 votes).
Cast and crew of this episode
- Director
- Dan Povenmire
- Writers
- Jim BernsteinMichael Shipley
- Guest stars
- Hugh Laurie as Bar Patron (voice)Ed Asner as Steve Bellows (voice)Alan Shearman as (voice)Tara Strong as Eliza Pinchley / Maria Jimenez (voice)Lori Alan as Diane Simmons / Girl (voice)Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson (voice)
Credits: TMDB.
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