S05 Episode 1
Held Back
After failing math in Mr. Buzzcut's class, the boys get sent back to 7th grade, but they don't do so well there either, and keep getting sent back -- all the way to kindergarten.
videos: Soundgarden - ""Black Hole Sun"" Violent Femmes - ""Breakin' Up"" The Dylans - ""Grudge""
Mon, 31 Oct 1994
S05 Episode 2
Killing Time
Beavis and Butt-head try to figure out things to do during a two hour period when there is nothing on TV.
videos: Rick Derringer with Hulk Hogan - ""Real American"" The Fabulous Thunderbirds - ""Wrap It Up"" Sam Harris - ""Somewhere Over The Rainbow"" Napalm Death - ""Plague Rages""
Mon, 31 Oct 1994
S05 Episode 3
Beard Boys
The boys decide they need beards to score, so they cut their hair and glue it to their faces.
videos: Ratt - ""I Wan't A Woman"" Stakka Bo - ""Here We Go"" Sugartooth - ""Sold My Fortune""
Tue, 1 Nov 1994
S05 Episode 4
Choke
While eating some chicken nuggets, Butt-head starts to choke. Beavis, remembering the ""Him-lick Manure"" poster at Burger World, heads there but gets distracted along the way.
videos: The Didjits - ""Judge The Hot Fudge"" Lita Ford with Ozzy Osbourne - ""Close My Eyes Forever"" De La Soul - ""Ego Trippin'""
Wed, 2 Nov 1994
S05 Episode 5
Safe House
Todd needs a place to stay while being pursued by a rival gang, so he chooses Butt-head's house and directs the boys to 'act dumb' and keep him safe.
videos:
Crowbar - ""Existence Is Punishment""
Brian Setzer - ""Rebelene""
Pia Zadora - ""Rock It Out""
Thu, 3 Nov 1994
S05 Episode 6
Hard Sell
The boys get jobs as telemarketers; Beavis becomes the top salesman, and Butt-head can't figure out what to do.
videos: Stone Temple Pilots - ""Vasoline"" Archers Of Loaf - ""Web In Front"" Stacey Q. - ""Two of Hearts"" Infectious Grooves - ""Violent and Funky""
Fri, 4 Nov 1994
S05 Episode 7
Walkathon
Beavis and Butt-head pledge money to Daria for a walkathon, then have to walk off the money when they can't pay.
videos: Mojo Nixon - ""Elvis is Everywhere"" The Grays - ""Very Best Years"" Tori Amos - ""God"" Godspeed - ""Houston St.""
Sat, 10 Dec 1994
S05 Episode 8
Temporary Insanity
The boys ditch school and work as temps at a real estate agency (and break stuff).
videos: David Byrne - ""??Angels??"" Coverdale/Page - ""Pride & Joy"" Iggy Pop - ""Butt Town"" La Tour - ""People Are Still Having Sex""
Sat, 10 Dec 1994
S05 Episode 9
Dude, A Reward
When Beavis finds a camera, the boys photograph their butts and their ""captains,"" and return the camera for a reward.
videos: R.E.M. - ""Shiny Happy People"" Rick Dees - ""Get Naked"" Dandelion - ""Under My Skin"" Entombed - ""Wolverine Blues""
Sat, 10 Dec 1994
S05 Episode 10
Walking Erect
The boys go to the zoo to check out the animals' weiners (and grab snakes).
videos: Alice In Chains - ""I Stay Away"" Pride & Glory - ""Losin' Your Mind"" The ""BC""-52's - ""(Meet) The Flintstones""
Tue, 13 Dec 1994
S05 Episode 11
Career Day
The boys become security guards at the mall for Mr. Van Driesen's career day.
videos: Slaughter - ""Real Love"" The Meices - ""Daddy's Gone to CA"" Tool - ""Prison Sex"" Pavement - ""Cut Your Hair""
Fri, 16 Dec 1994
S05 Episode 12
Plastic Surgin'
Beavis and Butt-head go to a plastic surgeon to get wiener implants.
videos: Pantera - ""This Love"" Prince - ""The Most Beautiful Girl in the World"" Rush - ""Stick It Out"" Sheena Easton - ""Sugar Walls""
Mon, 19 Dec 1994
S05 Episode 13
Take A Number
Beavis and Butt-head go to the ""Creatures of Rock"" concert and spend the whole time waiting in line for the toilet.
videos: Life Of Agony - ""This Time"" Iron Maiden - ""From Here To Eternity"" David Cassidy - ""Lyin' To Myself"" Godley & Creme - ""Cry""
Thu, 22 Dec 1994
S05 Episode 14
Beaverly Buttbillies
After watching ""The Beverly Hillbillies"" on TV, Beavis and Butt-head decide to dig for oil but break a sewage line instead.
videos: Dog Eat Dog - ""No Front"" The Bubblemen - ""The Bubblemen Are Coming"" Girlschool - ""Play Dirty"" Babes In Toyland - ""Ripe""
Mon, 26 Dec 1994
S05 Episode 15
Tainted Meat
Beavis develops an infection and transfers it to the customers at Burger World through tainted hamburgers.
videos: that dog. - ""old timer"" Revolting Cocks - ""Crackin' Up"" MC 900 Foot Jesus - ""If I Only Had A Brain""
Thu, 29 Dec 1994
S05 Episode 16
Stewart Moves Away
Beavis and Butt-head learn how to be movers and break stuff from two guys who rob the Stevensons.
videos: Gwar - ""Saddam A Go-Go"" Bobby McFerrin - ""Don't Worry, Be Happy"" Dinosaur Jr. - ""Feel the Pain""
Thu, 5 Jan 1995
S05 Episode 17
Top o' the Mountain
Beavis and Butt-head go to the hair salon to see the stylist's boobs...and maybe get their hair cut.
videos: Skrew - ""Picasso Trigger"" Comateens - ""The Late Mistake"" Cannibal Corpse - ""Staring Through the Eyes of the Dead"" Henry Rollins - ""Disconnect""
Wed, 25 Jan 1995
S05 Episode 18
Party
When the boys decide to throw a party so they can 'cop a feel,' it is almost ruined when Stewart and his friends show up, but then Todd arrives and trashes the house.
videos: Robert Palmer - ""Simply Irresistible""
Note: Originally shown with only one video during ""Butt-Bowl II."" The edited version with the following videos premiered on 2/2/95:
Jesus Lizard - ""Glamorous"" Mighty Mighty Bosstones - ""Detroit Rock City"" Marilyn Manson - ""Get Your Gunn""
Sun, 29 Jan 1995
S05 Episode 19
Wet Behind The Rears
Buzzcut orders the boys to take a shower after gym class, when suddenly the fire alarm goes off and they are forced to exit the building clad in only their skivvies.
videos: Beastie Boys - ""Sabotage"" U2 - ""Numb"" YES - ""Owner of a Lonely Heart"" R.E.M. - ""What's the Frequency, Kenneth?""
Sun, 29 Jan 1995
S05 Episode 20
Bad Dog
Beavis and Butt-head go to the animal shelter to get a dog, and find one that really likes Beavis.
videos: Moist - ""Push"" Grim Reaper - ""Rock You To Hell"" Nitzer Ebb - ""Fun To Be Had"" Phish - ""Down With Disease""
Thu, 9 Feb 1995
S05 Episode 21
Lightning Strikes
Imitating a PBS documentary about Ben Franklin, Beavis and Butt-head get struck by lightning, and attract the interest of ""Betsy Wiener"" from ""Decency In Media.""
videos: Blur - ""Parklife"" Biohazard - ""Tales From The Hard Side"" Pizzicato Five - ""Twiggy, Twiggy""
Thu, 16 Feb 1995
S05 Episode 22
Dream On
Beavis and Butt-head can't seem to get up and off the couch, but this time it's because they keep drifting in and out of dreamland.
videos: Tesla - ""Call It What You Want""
Cheech & Chong - ""I'm Not Home Right Now"" Supersuckers - ""Creepy Jackalope Eye"" Bjork - ""Big Time Sensuality""
Thu, 23 Feb 1995
S05 Episode 23
Candy Sale
The boys are supposed to sell candy for school, but end up only selling it to each other -- with the same two dollars.
Sat, 8 Apr 1995
S05 Episode 24
Animation Sucks
Mr. Van Driessen teaches the class about animation; Beavis and Butt-head draw hundreds of ""dead people"" for their project, but can't understand why the finished film shows only two.
videos: Danzig - ""Can't Speak"" Julee Cruise - ""Rockin' Back Inside My Heart"" David Lee Roth - ""She's My Machine""
Sat, 8 Apr 1995
S05 Episode 25
What's the Deal?
Beavis & Butt-head sit in on Mr. Anderson's poker game and try to collect all the cards.
videos: Exodus - ""Thorn In My Side"" Reverend Horton Heat - ""Psychobilly Freak Out"" Merciful Fate - ""The Bellwitch""
Poison - ""I Want Action""
Mon, 5 Jun 1995
S05 Episode 26
The History of Women
The school librarian helps Beavis & Butt-head do research for a report on the woman they admire most... they admire her butt.
videos: 7 Year Bitch - ""Hip Like Junk"" Grim Reaper - ""Fear No Evil"" 2 Unlimited - ""Get Ready For This""
Mon, 5 Jun 1995
S05 Episode 27
To the Rescue
The boys are featured on a ""Rescue 911"" show after they help rescue the pilot of a crashed plane.
videos: dEUS - ""Suds And Soda"" The Cramps - ""Ultra Twist""
Slayer - ""Serenity""
Tue, 6 Jun 1995
S05 Episode 28
I Dream of Beavis
Beavis and Butt-head try wishing on a bottle hoping their is a genie inside... but the bottle they wish upon only has a dead mouse in it.
videos: Snoop Doggy Dogg - ""Gin and Juice"" Julie Brown - ""Girl Fight Tonight!""
Nudeswirl - ""Buffalo""
Wed, 7 Jun 1995
S05 Episode 29
Pregnant Pause
Hilarity ensues as some major intestinal cramps convince Beavis that he might be pregnant.
videos: Helmet - ""Wilma's Rainbow"" Yanni - ""Reflections of Passion"" Dinosaur Jr. - ""I Don't Think So""
Thu, 8 Jun 1995
S05 Episode 30
Here Comes the Bride's Butt
Beavis and Butt-head go to a wedding in hopes that they can make out with the bride.
videos; Prince - ""When 2 R In Love"" The Go-Go's - ""Whole World Lost Its Head"" Weezer - ""Buddy Holly""
Fri, 9 Jun 1995
S05 Episode 31
Screamers
After watching a horror movie, Beavis and Butt-head run around the neighborhood trying to scare people by screaming at them.
videos: Quicksand -- ""Delusional""
Soul Coughing -- ""Down To This""
Van Halen -- ""Can't Stop Loving You""
Mon, 10 Jul 1995
S05 Episode 32
Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime?
Beavis and Butt-head get lessons from a panhandler on how to get cash on the streets.
videos: Letters To Cleo - ""Here And Now"" Cheech & Chong - ""Get Out Of My Room"" Pop Will Eat Itself - ""Ich Bin Ein Auslander""
Mon, 10 Jul 1995
S05 Episode 33
Skin Trade
Beavis & Butt-head find a dead squirrel and try to sell its fur.
videos: Hazel - ""Comet"" Gary Young - ""Plantman"" Carcass - ""Heartwork""
Tue, 11 Jul 1995
S05 Episode 34
Oil Change
Beavis & Butt-head have to change the oil in the fryer; luckily, there's a gas station next door with plenty of oil...
videos; Live - ""I Alone""
Ween - ""I Can't Put My Finger On It"" Rancid - ""Nihilism""
Wed, 12 Jul 1995
S05 Episode 35
Buttniks
Beavis and Butt-head visit a coffee house; Beavis downs gallons of cappuccino and takes the stage as Cornholio.
videos: Stranglers - ""Skin Deep"" Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - ""Dang""
Thu, 13 Jul 1995
S05 Episode 36
Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass
Lost in the woods, the boys hear a drumbeat and happen upon Van Driessen and his men's group -- having a monthly drum-banging session to let off steam as they ""wrestle with their manhood."" Beavis tries, and gets...a little carried away.
videos: Jill Sobule - ""I Kissed A Girl"" Pavement - ""Rattled By The Rush"" Sugar Ray - ""Mean Machine""
Mon, 7 Aug 1995
S05 Episode 37
Another Friday Night
Beavis and Butthead kill another Friday night at the Maxi Mart. They try to service the girls by working the cash register and the manager, whose in the back room watching the camera, thinks that he's being robbed and calls the police.
Videos: Janet Jackson -- ""You Want This""
Wax -- ""California""
Mon, 7 Aug 1995
S05 Episode 38
Tired
The two boys cause huge chaos around Highland playing with a big tire they find at a garage.
Tue, 8 Aug 1995
S05 Episode 39
Close Encounters
McVicker sends Beavis and Butt-head to a group therapy session where they terrorize fellow patients.
videos: Rolling Stones - ""Love Is Strong"" Black Crowes - ""High Head Blues"" Faith No More -""Diggin' The Grave""
Wed, 9 Aug 1995
S05 Episode 40
Womyn
Beavis and Butt-head go to a women's rights meeting and try to hit on some militant feminists.
videos: Madonna - ""Secret""
The Jesus and Mary Chain - ""Come On"" Catherine Wheel - ""Waydown""
Thu, 10 Aug 1995
S05 Episode 41
Premature Evacuation
Highland High evacuates after receiving a bomb threat. Beavis & Butt-head stay, try to find the bomb, and cause some destruction of their own.
videos: Sick Of It All - ""Step Down"" Sir Mix-A-Lot - ""Ride"" Monster Magnet - ""Negasonic Teenage Warhead""
Mon, 11 Sep 1995
S05 Episode 42
Whiplash
Beavis and Butt-head plan to fake getting injured so they can get insurance money; real injuries follow.
videos: Radiohead - ""Fake Plastic Trees"" Jerry Lee Lewis - ""Goosebumps"" Korn - ""Blind""
Mon, 11 Sep 1995
S05 Episode 43
Spare Me
Two babes want the boys to change their flat tire, Butt-head learns what not to do with a tire-iron.
videos: PJ Harvey - ""Down By The Water""
Elastica - ""Connection""
Goo Goo Dolls - ""Only One""
Tue, 12 Sep 1995
S05 Episode 44
Patsies
The ""Positive Acting Teens"" group, led by Mr. Graham, seeks to rehabilitate some kids in detention with community service. Fat chance, since those kids happen to be Beavis and Butt-head.
videos: Cinderella - ""Somebody Save Me"" Fatima Mansions - ""The Loyaliser"" Jennifer Trynin - ""Happier""
Wed, 13 Sep 1995
S05 Episode 45
Murder Site
The boys go investigate a crime scene, Beavis gets arrested after nearly killing Butt-head.
Thu, 14 Sep 1995
S05 Episode 46
Spanish Fly
Beavis and Butt-head put some spanish fly in a milk carton at school. Instead of the chick they were hoping for, the spiked milk is drunk by a jock Beavis later has to wrestle in gym class.
videos: Green Day - ""Basket Case"" Chris Isaak - ""Somebody's Crying"" Helium - ""Pat's Trick""
Mon, 9 Oct 1995
S05 Episode 47
Sexual Harrassment
The boys want to sue a chick in class for sexual harassment because she's constantly giving them ""wood.""
videos: Tom Petty - ""It's Good To Be King"" The Prodigy - ""Poison"" Morphine - ""Honey White""
Thu, 5 Oct 1995
S05 Episode 48
Bus Trip
A bus trip to the mountains ends in disaster for Mr. Van Driessen.
videos: Flaming Lips - ""Turn It On"" The Rake's Progress - ""I'll Talk My Way Out Of This"" Ween - ""Freedom of '76""
Tue, 10 Oct 1995
S05 Episode 49
Green Thumbs
The boys photocopy a dollar bill and try to use the copies to buy stuff.
videos: Our Lady Peace - ""Star Seed"" Michael Bolton - ""Everybody's Crazy"" Beastie Boys - ""Pass The Mic""
Wed, 11 Oct 1995
S05 Episode 50
Steamroller
The boys steal Mr. Anderson's steamroller, with predictable results.
videos: Bjork- ""Army Of Me"" Skee-Lo - ""I Wish"" Wilco - ""Box Full Of Letters""
Thu, 12 Oct 1995
