S03 Episode 1
Comedians
Beavis and Butt-head decide to become stand-up comedians, perform at a comedy club, get booed and burn the place down.
Mon, 6 Sep 1993
S03 Episode 2
Carwash
Needing money to replace the batteries in their TV remote control, Beavis and Butt-head offer to wash a neighbor's vintage car. They take it for a drive to air dry it, and get into an accident with Mr. Anderson.
Mon, 6 Sep 1993
S03 Episode 3
Couch-Fishing
The boys reel in various things (and people) while casting from the couch, and then get Stewart in trouble with the law.
Tue, 7 Sep 1993
S03 Episode 4
Kidnapped
Beavis and Butt-head want to go to a concert so they try to kidnap Stewart for ransom money...but quickly get sick of him.
Wed, 8 Sep 1993
S03 Episode 5
Naked Colony
Without the $4,000 membership fee, Beavis and Butt-head must sneak into Sunny Grove Nudist Colony to see naked people.
Mon, 13 Sep 1993
S03 Episode 6
Tornado
The boys go to a trailer park during a tornado and (almost) get to ""do it"" with Lolita & Tanqueray.
Wed, 15 Sep 1993
S03 Episode 7
Incognito
After being threatened at school, Beavis and Butt-head wear disguises to class.
videos: Run DMC - ""Down With The King"" Megadeth - ""Sweating Bullets"" Frank Black - ""Los Angeles""
This is the original airing of this episode..
Thu, 9 Sep 1993
S03 Episode 8
Cleaning House
Van Driessen has Beavis and Butt-head clean his house to learn about work and money; instead they learn that 8-track tapes aren't waterproof.
videos: Krokus - ""School's Out"" Mission UK - ""Like A Child Again"" Army Of Lovers - ""Crucified""
Wed, 22 Sep 1993
S03 Episode 9
Scratch 'N' Win
The boys win the lottery and buy a riding lawn mower.
Videos: ZZ Top - ""Viva Las Vegas"" M.A.R.R.S. - ""Pump Up the Volume"" Alien Sex Fiend - ""Now I'm Feeling Zombified"" Ugly Kid Joe - ""Neighbor""
Mon, 20 Sep 1993
S03 Episode 10
Scared Straight
Placed in a ""Scared Straight"" program at school, the boys visit a prison and thrash with some inmates who like Judas Priest and Iron Maiden.
videos: Judas Priest - ""Breakin' The Law"" Plasmatics - ""The Damned"" The Dead Milkmen - ""Punk Rock Girl""
This is the original airing of this episode..
Mon, 27 Sep 1993
S03 Episode 11
Sperm Bank
Beavis and Butt-head find a new way to make money.
videos: Peter Gabriel - ""Sledgehammer"" Pantera - ""Mouth For War"" Siouxsie & The Banshees - ""Peek-A-Boo"" Red Hot Chili Peppers - ""Suck My Kiss""
Thu, 7 Oct 1993
S03 Episode 12
Citizen Butt-head
Principal McVicker gives the boys a pass to keep them away from school during President Clinton's visit, but they end up meeting him and becoming Students of the Year.
videos: Tag Team - ""Whoomp! There It Is"" Daisy Chainsaw - ""Love Your Money"" Tool - ""Sober"" Rollins Band - ""Low Self-Opinion"" Suzanne Vega - ""Blood Makes Noise"" Georgia Satellites - ""Keep Your Hands To Yourself""
Mon, 18 Oct 1993
S03 Episode 13
True Crime
Beavis and Butt-head find an ATM card, get some cash with it and get hunted by the law on TV.
videos: Vanilla Ice - ""Ice, Ice, Baby"" Alice In Chains - ""Man In The Box"" Grace Jones - ""Demolition Man"" Trashcan Sinatras - ""Hay Fever""
Mon, 1 Nov 1993
S03 Episode 14
The Trial
For throwing eggs at Mr. Anderson's house, Beavis and Butt-head are charged with trespassing and vandalism. Butt-head, guided by a vision of Doug Llewelyn of ""The Pupil's Court,"" handles their defense. They are found guilty and sentenced to 500 hours of community service, and end up teaching other kids how to throw eggs at houses.
videos: The Cult - ""Lil' Devil"" George Michael - ""Papa/Killer Was A Rollin' Stone"" Edie Brickell & New Bohemians - ""What I Am""
Thu, 4 Nov 1993
S03 Episode 15
Ball Breakers
Beavis and Butt-head want to know what's inside a bowling ball, so they blow one up; Mr. Anderson gets blamed.
videos: Dread Zeppelin - ""Heartbreaker"" Skatenigs - ""Chemical Imbalance"" Skid Row - ""Monkey Business""
Mon, 25 Oct 1993
S03 Episode 16
Buff 'N' Stuff
Buzzcut tries to get Beavis and Butt-head to work out.
videos: Milli Vanilli - ""Baby, Don't Forget My Number"" Journey - ""Separate Ways"" Onyx featuring Biohazard - ""Slam"" Eddie Money - ""Shakin""
Thu, 14 Oct 1993
S03 Episode 17
Canoe
The school psychiatrist requires Beavis, Butt-head and Stewart to go on a canoe trip, led by Mr. Van Driessen. Butt-head tells Beavis that this is Mr. Van Driessen's attempt at making ""his move"" on Beavis. A fight ensues, and the boys' canoe capsizes. While relieving themselves in the woods (wearing only underwear), they get poison ivy. Mr Van Driessen gets mauled by a bear.
videos: Frank Zappa - ""You Are What You Is"" The Europeans - ""We Are Animals"" Motorhead - ""No Voices In The Sky"" The Replacements - ""Bastards Of Young""
Mon, 15 Nov 1993
S03 Episode 18
The Crush
Beavis and Butt-head watch themselves on TV, mooning the camera during a news story about a local disaster; infatuated with a hoodlum named Todd, they take a bumpy ride in the trunk of his car as initiation into his gang.
videos: Rick James - ""Super Freak"" Scandal - ""Goodbye To You"" T'Pau - ""Heart & Soul"" Biz Markie - ""Just A Friend"" Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - ""Do You Wanna Touch Me""
Mon, 8 Nov 1993
S03 Episode 19
Eating Contest
Beavis and Butt-head enter a bratwurst eating contest and end up having to feed frogs to earn the entrance fee.
videos: U2 - ""Mysterious Ways"" Circus Of Power - ""Heaven or Hell"" David Lee Roth - ""Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody""
Thu, 30 Sep 1993
S03 Episode 20
Foreign Exchange
Mr. Van Driessen picks the boys to chaperone Japanese foreign exchange student Hiroshi ""Hiro"" Nakayama; they teach him how to hock loogies, play mudball (which causes Mr. Anderson to have a Bataan flashback)...and flog his dolphin.
videos: Madness - ""One Step Beyond"" Jordy - ""D'ur D'ur D'etre Bebe"" Cypress Hill - ""Insane In The Brain"" Art Of Noise - ""Close (To The Edit)""
Thu, 9 Dec 1993
S03 Episode 21
Beavis and Butt-head Meet God
After seeing hitch-hikers meet a chick on the Late, Late Movie ""Screwing Total Strangers,"" Beavis and Butt-head give it a try. Sunburned and seeing no chicks, they get into a van and are taken to a religious cult where they meet ""God"" -- a guy named Hank who has a knack for biblical movie quotes and...chick videos.
videos: Helloween - ""Halloween"" The Dickies - ""Killer Klowns From Outer Space"" Sisters Of Mercy - ""Dr. Jeep"" Electric Sun - ""The Night The Master Comes"" Prong - ""Prove You Wrong"" Alice Cooper - ""Welcome to My Nightmare"" Bauhaus - ""Ziggy Stardust"" Madonna - ""Fever"" Bananarama - ""Venus""
Thu, 28 Oct 1993
S03 Episode 22
Young, Gifted & Crude
The boys accidentally score highly on an IQ test and wind up in the gifted class, where they destroy an actual gifted kid's brain.
videos: Infectious Grooves - ""Three Headed Mind Pollution"" Ethyl Meatplow - ""Devil's Johnson"" Rockwell - ""Somebody's Watching Me""
Thu, 25 Nov 1993
S03 Episode 23
Plate Frisbee
Beavis and Butt-head play frisbee with an antique plate belonging to Stewart's mom.
videos: Dolly Parton - ""Romeo"" King Missile - ""Martin Scorcese"" Quicksand - ""Dine Alone"" Chris Isaak - ""Wicked Game""
Thu, 11 Nov 1993
S03 Episode 24
Politically Correct
The boys watch the touching drama ""Joey Buttawipo: My Story;"" Mr. Van Driessen gives them informational books about getting in touch with their feminine sides; they run for Class Treasurer at school.
videos: Yoko Ono - ""My Man"" Metallica - ""One"" The Beloved - ""Sweet Harmony""
Thu, 21 Oct 1993
S03 Episode 25
Sporting Goods
Buzzcut orders Beavis and Butt-head to buy athletic supporters for gym class; Daria takes a revealing picture of them for the school newspaper.
videos: Red Hot Chili Peppers - ""Breaking The Girl"" DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - ""Girls Ain't Nothin' But Trouble""
Mon, 4 Oct 1993
S03 Episode 26
A Very Special Christmas With Beavis and Butt-head
Beavis and Butt-head watch the Yule Log on TV and decide that Christmas is cool.
videos: Hall & Oates - ""Jingle Bell Rock"" Leon Redbone with Dr. John - ""Frosty the Snowman"" Bing Crosby with David Bowie - ""The Little Drummer Boy"" Band Aid - ""Do They Know It's Christmas?"" Tony Bennett - ""White Christmas"" Elmo & Patsy - ""Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"" Billy Squier - ""Christmas Is The Time To Say I Love You"" The Hoodoo Gurus - ""The Little Drummer Boy"" The California Raisins - ""Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer"" Run D.M.C. - ""Xmas in Hollis"" Bad News - ""Cashing In On Christmas"" Buster Poindexter - ""Zat You Santa Claus?"" Max Headroom - ""Merry Christmas Santa Claus"" The Ramones - ""Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight Tonight)""
Fri, 17 Dec 1993
S03 Episode 27
Closing Time
Working the late shift at Burger World, the boys make up some special ""curly fries,"" find new a use for the ceiling fan and have a visit from the health inspector.
videos: Bjork - ""Human Behavior"" Peter Gabriel - ""Kiss That Frog""
Thu, 23 Dec 1993
S03 Episode 28
Most Wanted
The boys meet a tattooed, escaped serial killer who hears voices just like Beavis does.
videos: PJ Harvey - ""Man Size"" Flaming Lips - ""She Don't Use Jelly"" Type O Negative - ""Black No. 1"" Love & Rockets - ""No New Tale To Tell"" Billy Joel - ""Uptown Girl"" Clutch - ""A Shogun Named Marcus"" Tori Amos - ""Crucify"" Candlebox - ""Change""
Sat, 5 Mar 1994
