S16 Episode 1
Treehouse of Horror XV
Ned Flanders' head injury gives him the power to predict others' deaths, Bart and Lisa play detective when a string of Victorian-era prostitutes are murdered by Jack the Ripper, and the Simpsons go on a fantastic voyage inside Mr. Burns' body to save Maggie.
22 mins · Sun, 7 Nov 2004
S16 Episode 2
All's Fair in Oven War
Marge gets her kitchen remodeled and the dishes she makes inside it get rave reviews. The suggestion of Ned Flanders leads her to enter a cooking contest. However, Marge realizes the competition is harder than it seems. Meanwhile, Bart finds Homer's vintage Playdude magazines and decides to adopt the lifestyle he sees within the articles.
22 mins · Sun, 14 Nov 2004
S16 Episode 3
Sleeping with the Enemy
Marge finds Nelson and acts as a mother figure towards him due to her children's loss of interest in her. Meanwhile, Lisa gets teased about her big butt, and becomes obsessed with her weight.
22 mins · Sun, 21 Nov 2004
S16 Episode 4
She Used to Be My Girl
Marge meets up with a former high-school pal who is now a famous news anchor, and she wonders if she made the right life choice.
22 mins · Sun, 5 Dec 2004
S16 Episode 5
Fat Man and Little Boy
When Bart writes slogans on T-shirts, he catches the attention of Goose Gladwell, a gag-gift entrepreneur, and soon becomes a T-shirt mogul; Homer feels he no longer has a place in the family when Bart becomes the breadwinner.
22 mins · Sun, 12 Dec 2004
S16 Episode 6
Midnight Rx
Homer, Grampa, Apu and Flanders travel to Canada to buy sorely needed prescription drugs with fake Canadian health-care cards.
22 mins · Sun, 16 Jan 2005
S16 Episode 7
Mommie Beerest
When Marge discovers Homer has remortgaged the house to help Moe's bar, she takes over as landlady. Little does Homer know, Moe and Marge are a match made in pub heaven.
22 mins · Sun, 30 Jan 2005
S16 Episode 8
Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass
Homer's impromptu dance at a carnival leads to a job choreographing victory dances for sports stars Tom Brady, Warren Sapp, Michelle Kwan, Yao Ming and LeBron James.
22 mins · Sun, 6 Feb 2005
S16 Episode 9
Pranksta Rap
Bart fakes his own kidnapping to get out of being punished for going to a rap concert, but the ruse goes too far when Milhouse's father is implicated as the kidnapper and Chief Wiggum sees this as an opportunity to make a name for himself as a competent police officer.
22 mins · Sun, 13 Feb 2005
S16 Episode 10
There's Something About Marrying
Springfield legalizes same-sex marriage to increase tourism. After becoming a minister, Homer starts to wed people to make money. Meanwhile, Marge's sister Patty comes out as a lesbian and reveals that she is going to marry a woman named Veronica.
22 mins · Sun, 20 Feb 2005
S16 Episode 11
On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister
Lisa does what every little sister has dreamed of - she gets a restraining order put on her big brother. Bart is forced to live in the back garden, but soon realises the joy of communing with nature.
22 mins · Sun, 6 Mar 2005
S16 Episode 12
Goo Goo Gai Pan
Selma has a severe hot flash while giving Mr. Burns his driving test. Dr. Hibbert explains that Selma is experiencing the onset of menopause. Selma, decides she wants a baby rather than grow old alone. Adoption is suggested, but the Springfield orphanage is empty. Lisa suggests adopting a baby girl from China - but when the Chinese government only allows married couples to adopt, Selma writes down Homer's name as her husband.
22 mins · Sun, 13 Mar 2005
S16 Episode 13
Mobile Homer
When Marge starts economising, Homer thinks he's being left out of the family's important financial decisions, so splashes out on an expensive camper van and sets up camp on the driveway.
22 mins · Sun, 20 Mar 2005
S16 Episode 14
The Seven-Beer Snitch
After Shelbyville accuses Springfield of being hicks, Marge convinces the townspeople to fund a Frank Gehry-designed concert hall, which is then converted to a prison when the concert hall goes bankrupt on opening night. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa investigate Snowball II's recent weight gain.
22 mins · Sun, 3 Apr 2005
S16 Episode 15
Future-Drama
Through Professor Frink's future machine, Bart and Lisa see their lives in the year 2013, where Bart steals Lisa's chances at going to an Ivy League school in order to impress a skater girl named Jenda while Homer (now separated from Marge and living in an underwater apartment) fights Krusty the Clown after Marge begins dating him.
22 mins · Sun, 17 Apr 2005
S16 Episode 16
Don't Fear the Roofer
The Simpsons' roof springs a leak when the perfect storm hits Springfield. And when Marge asks what type of father can't keep a roof over his family's head, Homer tries to fix things up, but falls through the roof. Sick of being unwanted, Homer befriends a man who works as a roofer. However, no one else can see him and Homer's insistence that the roofer does exist prompts everyone to think he has gone crazy.
22 mins · Sun, 1 May 2005
S16 Episode 17
The Heartbroke Kid
When Bart endangers his health by bingeing on vending-machine food, the Simpsons turn their home into a hostel in order to afford sending him to a forced starvation facility.
22 mins · Sun, 1 May 2005
S16 Episode 18
A Star Is Torn
Lisa agrees to enter a Krusty-sponsored "Li'l Starmaker" competition and panics when another contestant (guest voice Fantasia Barrino) outperforms her.
22 mins · Sun, 8 May 2005
S16 Episode 19
Thank God It's Doomsday
Homer sees a movie about the end of the world and fears the same thing will happen in real life after seeing a chain of random occurrences (celebrities ["stars"] falling from the sky, raining blood, a man in a realistic devil costume) and doing a complicated math equation that predicts the end will come on May 18th, but when the end does not come, Homer discovers a flaw in the equation and ends up in Heaven where he meets God and learns that God is planning The Rapture.
22 mins · Sun, 8 May 2005
S16 Episode 20
Home Away from Homer
Flanders rents a room to two college girls who, without his knowledge, use the spare room to broadcast live softcore pornographic web videos of themselves. Upset that no one in town told him this (and that Homer was the one who told everyone), Ned moves to the seemingly perfect town of Humbleton, Pennsylvania, while a brash coach moves into Flanders' house and begins harassing Homer the same way Homer harassed Ned.
22 mins · Sun, 15 May 2005
S16 Episode 21
The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star
When Bart is wrongfully expelled from school, he is sent to a parochial school where he befriends a hip priest named Father Sean.
22 mins · Sun, 15 May 2005
