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Feb 12, 2026
Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk (2017)
5.5 / 10
Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk
2017
95 min
N/A
5.5 / 10
5.5 / 10
A young Jehovah's Witness believes the ultimate punishment will be inflicted upon him for typical teenage activity. His life is rather grim until infatuation with a friend's older sister opens his eyes.
Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk: Cast & Crews
Directors
Eric Stoltz
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Top Cast
Sasha Feldman, Nicholas Harsin, Kit DeZolt, Lauren Lakis
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