S01 Episode 1
Pilot
Middle-class Texan Hank Hill blows his top when an overzealous social worker accuses him of child abuse after rumors about his son's black eye get out of hand.
Sun, 12 Jan 1997
S01 Episode 2
Square Peg
Hank is annoyed when Bobby asks to take a sex-education class--especially when he discovers that Peggy's the teacher.
Sun, 19 Jan 1997
S01 Episode 3
The Order of the Straight Arrow
A camping trip with Bobby's scout troop leaves Hank griping after the boy clubs an endangered bird during a faux hunt. Meanwhile, Peggy embarks on a mysterious quest.
Sun, 2 Feb 1997
S01 Episode 4
Hank's Got the Willies
Hank's determination to find a role model for Bobby leads to an unexpected encounter with Hank's own hero.
Sun, 9 Feb 1997
S01 Episode 5
Luanne's Saga
When Luanne breaks up with Buckley, Hank takes it upon himself to pick up the pieces of his niece's broken heart, only to be left fuming when she makes a play for Boomhauer.
Sun, 16 Feb 1997
S01 Episode 6
Hank's Unmentionable Problem
A concerned Peggy inadvertently spreads the word about Hank's bout with constipation, leaving her husband flushed with embarrassment.
Sun, 23 Feb 1997
S01 Episode 7
Westie Side Story
The Hills' new Laotian neighbors cause Peggy and Hank confusion and consternation after a culture clash leads to suspicion over a missing dog.
Sun, 2 Mar 1997
S01 Episode 8
Shins of the Father
Hank's caught in the middle when his overbearing father pays a visit--and incurs the wrath of a patience-exhausted Peggy.
Sun, 23 Mar 1997
S01 Episode 9
Peggy the Boggle Champ
Peggy's skill with words wins her the privilege of representing Arlen in the state Boggle championship.
Sun, 13 Apr 1997
S01 Episode 10
Keeping Up With Our Joneses
Hank and Peggy's love of cigarettes is rekindled after Hank catches Bobby smoking, but Luanne is determined to nip their habit in the butt.
Sun, 27 Apr 1997
S01 Episode 11
King of the Ant Hill
Hank's burning mad when he discovers fire ants on his lawn on the eve of the neighborhood block party.
Sun, 4 May 1997
S01 Episode 12
Plastic White Female
Luanne and Bobby each face a crisis: she's fearful of failing her beauty exam, while he frets over his first boy-girl party.
Sun, 11 May 1997
