S03 Episode 1
Can't We All Get a Lung?
Denise shocks the firm by announcing her marriage to Daniel Post, who is subsequently arrested for attempting to illegally buy a lung from a fellow cancer patient.Alan once again defends Jerry Espenson when he assaults a police officer, and attempts to get him counseling to help with his sexual difficulties.Meanwhile, Shirley is freaked-out when she stumbles upon Denny and his "special doll."
42 mins · Tue, 19 Sep 2006
S03 Episode 1
Can't We All Get a Lung?
Denise and Shirley defend Daniel Post (guest star Michael J. Fox) after police arrest him for trying to buy a lung; Alan Shore represents his buddy (guest star Christian Clemenson), whom police catch driving in the car-pool lane with a life-size sex doll.
40 mins · Tue, 19 Sep 2006
S03 Episode 2
New Kids on the Block
New partner Jeffrey Coho takes on his first case at the Boston firm involving a murdered judge.
Alan finds Claire's attitude towards people somewhat harsh as they both defend a transvestite who was fired for using the ladies' room.
Meanwhile, Denny's blind date reveals his bigotry which comes back to haunt him.
42 mins · Tue, 26 Sep 2006
S03 Episode 2
New Kids on the Block
Jeffrey Coho handles a high-profile case on his first day at the office; Crane's online date threatens to sue the firm; Shore takes on a cross-dressing client.
40 mins · Tue, 26 Sep 2006
S03 Episode 3
Desperately Seeking Shirley
Alan shocks the firm when he decides to represent Ivan Tiggs, as he sues Shirley for creating an iron-clad pre-nup in his marriage to Missy.
Meanwhile, Jeffrey Coho continues his unethical practices, determined to discover the truth behind the murder of Judge Hooper, and Denny Crane comes to an agreement with Bethany.
42 mins · Tue, 3 Oct 2006
S03 Episode 3
Desperately Seeking Shirley
Ivan (Tom Selleck) wants to invalidate the postnuptial agreement Shirley drafted for him so he can get a divorce; Denny's Internet date, hurt by his comments about her size, plans a lawsuit.
40 mins · Tue, 3 Oct 2006
S03 Episode 4
Fine Young Cannibal
Alan and Shirley defend a homeless man, on trial for eating his dead friend to stay alive, while Alan's pleas to Denny for permission to sleep with Shirley result in a bizarre contest.
Meanwhile, Denny helps Bethany in her case again a ruthless HMO and Claire flirts with a key witness in the Judge Hooper murder trial.
42 mins · Tue, 10 Oct 2006
S03 Episode 4
Fine Young Cannibal
Alan Shore's attraction to Shirley increases; Denny Crane is drawn to Bethany as he helps her try a case against an HMO.
40 mins · Tue, 10 Oct 2006
S03 Episode 5
Whose God is It Anyway?
Alan Shore again defends Jerry Espenson, this time against an ex-employee who claims wrongful termination, but is taken aback when opposing council turns out to be Sally Heep.Meanwhile, the Judge Hooper trial begins with shocking revelations, forcing Jeffrey to rethink his strategy, and Denny's relationship with Bethany is tested.
42 mins · Tue, 17 Oct 2006
S03 Episode 5
Whose God Is It Anyway?
Jeffrey Coho and his team go to court on a high-profile murder trial; Denny Crane continues to develop feelings for Bethany Horowitz (Meredith Eaton-Gilden).
41 mins · Tue, 17 Oct 2006
S03 Episode 6
The Verdict
Jeffrey Coho's defence team must do all it can to undo the damage caused by an accused murderer's (Ashton Holmes) father, who makes an allegation about his son's attraction to his mother (Katey Sagal).
40 mins · Tue, 24 Oct 2006
S03 Episode 6
The Verdict
Jeffrey, Denise and Claire prepare for the verdict in the Judge Hooper murder trial by making one final accusation.
Meanwhile, Alan feels sexually inadequate when Sally refuses to stay after sex.
42 mins · Tue, 24 Oct 2006
S03 Episode 7
Trick or Treat
Denise begins a bizarre search for the remains of her fiancé, who has been scattered around the country, and Alan once again must defend Jerry Espenson, who is accused of perjury.Meanwhile, Jeffrey Coho is sued by Lincoln Meyer for defamation of character in the Judge Hooper trial, and a meeting between Denny and Bethany's mother leads to an unexpected reunion.
42 mins · Tue, 31 Oct 2006
S03 Episode 7
Trick or Treat
Denise Bauer searches for her fiance on Halloween after receiving bad news about him; Alan defends Jerry Espenson for lying on a federal jury questionnaire; Lincoln Meyer sues Jeffrey Coho for defamation.
41 mins · Tue, 31 Oct 2006
S03 Episode 8
Lincoln
Alan Shore helps Jerry Espenson, whose client stands accused of murdering her ex-girlfriend; Lincoln resurfaces at the firm, taking a peculiar interest in Shirley.
39 mins · Sun, 26 Nov 2006
S03 Episode 8
Lincoln (1)
Alan helps Jerry Espenson with a client who is a suspect in her girlfriend's hanging murder, but she herself isn't sure if she's guilty.Denny defends Lincoln Meyer who is accused of killing the judge in his trial, but beings to lose interest when Lincoln's behavior becomes more and more strange.Meanwhile, Bethany's mother fights to get Denny back, and Brad and Jeffrey fight each other.
42 mins · Sun, 26 Nov 2006
S03 Episode 9
On the Ledge
Shirley attempts to reason with her kidnapper, Lincoln Meyer; Jerry Espenson's legal skills shine as he and Alan defend a woman accused of killing her ex-girlfriend; seeing Jerry and Alan bonding makes Denny Crane jealous.
41 mins · Tue, 28 Nov 2006
S03 Episode 9
On the Ledge (2)
The firm rallies together to find and rescue Shirley who they believe has been taken captive by Lincoln Meyer.Meanwhile, Denny becomes jealous of Alan's relationship with Jerry, as their murder case comes to a climax.
42 mins · Tue, 28 Nov 2006
S03 Episode 10
The Nutcrackers
Alan takes the case of a woman desperate to retain custody of her daughters, who are white-supremacist singers; a woman wants to sue God after her husband is struck by lightning.
41 mins · Tue, 5 Dec 2006
S03 Episode 10
The Nutcrackers
Alan defends a mother fighting for custody of her preteen daughters, who happen to be white supremacist singers.Brad and Denise try to persuade a new client against suing God for the death of her husband by lightning, and Denny tries his first major case in a while when he helps a waitress try to regain custody of her anorexic child.
42 mins · Tue, 5 Dec 2006
S03 Episode 11
Angel of Death
Alan and Denny head to New Orleans with visiting attorney Vanessa Walker to defend a doctor who euthanized five patients during the Katrina hurricane.Meanwhile, Claire helps Clarence sue an all-female gym who refused to accept him unless he dressed as a woman, and Denise is overwhelmed by the sexual attention she is getting from the male attorneys.
42 mins · Tue, 9 Jan 2007
S03 Episode 11
Angel of Death
Denny, Alan and new lawyer Vanessa Walker (Nia Long) head to New Orleans to defend a doctor accused of euthanizing patients during Hurricane Katrina.
41 mins · Tue, 9 Jan 2007
S03 Episode 12
Nuts
Denny is outraged when he is not permitted to board a plane because his name is on a "no-fly" list, and asks Alan for help suing Homeland Security.Meanwhile, Shirley and Vanessa defend a teacher who is accused of negligence when one of her students dies from anaphylactic shock in class.Denise becomes nervous when Alan begins to suspect she is sleeping with both Brad and Jeffrey, and Claire continues to help Clarence with his self-esteem issues.
42 mins · Tue, 16 Jan 2007
S03 Episode 12
Nuts
Alan attempts to sue Homeland Security when he is not allowed on a plane. Also, Alan becomes suspicious of Denise's behaviour.
41 mins · Tue, 16 Jan 2007
S03 Episode 13
Dumping Bella
When animal-rights activists attack Bella, Denny prepares to face the protesters and their vindictive lawyer, Bethany; Brad suspects that he is not the only person in the office enjoying a friends-with-benefits relationship with Denise.
41 mins · Tue, 30 Jan 2007
S03 Episode 13
Dumping Bella
Denny finds it unusually difficult to break up with Bella when she asks him to represent her in her claim against an animal-rights group who is harassing her cosmetic business.Meanwhile, Alan opens up to Vanessa when she shows up in a yellow dress, and Brad and Jeffrey continue their feud at Paul's mandatory costume party.
42 mins · Tue, 30 Jan 2007
S03 Episode 14
Selling Sickness
A man sues a company for not delivering on its promise to "cure" him of his homosexuality; Denise discovers she is pregnant.
40 mins · Tue, 6 Feb 2007
S03 Episode 14
Selling Sickness
Judge Brown turns to Denny when he sues a company for not curing his "same-sex attraction disorder," but Denny's homophobia forces him to ask Alan to help.Shirley takes on the case of a young girl who wants to take a pill to help her forget a traumatic molestation.Meanwhile, Denise finds out she is pregnant, and asks both Brad and Jeffrey for paternity tests, and Clarence takes his relationship with Claire to the next level.
42 mins · Tue, 6 Feb 2007
S03 Episode 15
Fat Burner
Alan must once again defend Denny when he is arrested, this time for smuggling medical waste out of the country in order to create a new source of energy.Meanwhile, Clarence finds himself in over his head when his first case turns out to be a first-degree murder charge, involving a Haitian slave who stabbed her owner.In the wake of Denise's decision to keep Brad's baby, Jeffrey makes a bold decision.
42 mins · Tue, 13 Feb 2007
S03 Episode 15
Fat Burner
Alan again defends Denny, who has been arrested for illegally shipping human fat out of the country; Clarence tries his first case, a homicide, with Bethany and Paul's help; a member of the firm bids farewell.
41 mins · Tue, 13 Feb 2007
S03 Episode 16
The Good Lawyer
When Alan tries two separate cases, one includes the defense of a therapist who was fired for his belief in UFO's. In the meantime Clarence is obscured by Claire's dinner invitation; and Bethany attempts to bring out Denny's spirituality.
42 mins · Tue, 20 Feb 2007
S03 Episode 16
The Good Lawyer
Alan represents two clients, a woman who stole her late father's body from a museum and a cognitive therapist fired from his job for imparting his belief in UFOs to his patients.
40 mins · Tue, 20 Feb 2007
S03 Episode 17
The Bride Wore Blood
When an old girlfriend shows up at the courthouse wearing a wedding gown and covered in blood, Alan decides to help her defend charges of murdering her groom.Meanwhile, Claire finds it difficult to take her client seriously when he is accused of stealing a cell phone, and Denny tries to win back Bethany by going to rehab.
42 mins · Tue, 20 Mar 2007
S03 Episode 17
The Bride Wore Blood
Wearing a blood-soaked wedding gown and carrying a pair of scissors, Alan's former lover (Megan Mullally) proclaims her innocence in the murder of her betrothed.
39 mins · Tue, 20 Mar 2007
S03 Episode 18
Son of the Defender
A man with a grudge against Denny Crane and his late father take the firm hostage, while Alan Shore ends up in jail for contempt of court while defending a prostitute.
42 mins · Tue, 3 Apr 2007
S03 Episode 18
Son of the Defender
A man with a longtime grudge against Denny takes the firm hostage and forces the staff to retry a murder case; Alan goes to jail for contempt of court when he tries to defend an accused prostitute.
41 mins · Tue, 3 Apr 2007
S03 Episode 19
Brotherly Love
Alan and Denny find themselves defending a lawyer who tried to help his brother get away with the murder of his wife.
40 mins · Tue, 10 Apr 2007
S03 Episode 19
Brotherly Love
Alan recruits Denny to help him defend a man who is on trial for helping his brother kill his wife, but Denny is distracted by thoughts of Raquel Welch.
Meanwhile, Brad is furious when the firm asks him to sign a "love contract", and Claire is shocked to find Clarence with another woman.
42 mins · Tue, 10 Apr 2007
S03 Episode 20
Guise 'N Dolls
Alan once again takes on Jerry Espenson in a case involving a department store selling inappropriate dolls to children, but is hurt when Jerry's new persona begins making personal attacks.
Meanwhile, Denny is in hot water after making a racist comment to a potential employee, and Shirley forces Denise to reconsider her feelings towards Brad after his proposal.
42 mins · Tue, 17 Apr 2007
S03 Episode 20
Guise 'n Dolls
Alan finds himself pitted against Jerry in the case of a woman suing a department store for selling "pornographic" dolls to children; Shirley and Paul must decide Denny's fate when he makes a politically incorrect comment.
39 mins · Tue, 24 Apr 2007
S03 Episode 21
Tea and Sympathy
When Judge Weldon is charged with possession of an illegal substance, she turns to Alan for help, rekindling their romance. But Denny's attraction to her begins to upset Alan.Shirley and Claire defend a man who miraculously recovered from HIV, but whose blood was patented by the US government.Meanwhile, Clarence battles Jerry Espenson in a case involving a woman being kicked out of her sorority for being socially awkward, and Denise becomes upset when Brad wants to be married in his military attire.
42 mins · Tue, 1 May 2007
S03 Episode 21
Tea and Sympathy
Shirley takes on the case of a man who is trying to maintain legal ownership of his blood; Alan must defend an ex-flame in a drug case; Clarence goes up against Jerry when a sorority kicks out a girl for being socially awkward.
41 mins · Tue, 1 May 2007
S03 Episode 22
Guantanamo by the Bay
Alan sues the U.S. government on behalf of a client who was tortured at a detainment camp; Jerry begs Shirley to let him have his job back; Claire defends a lawyer who committed sexual assault.
39 mins · Tue, 8 May 2007
S03 Episode 22
Guantanamo by the Bay
Alan and Denny's political differences again come into play when they defend an innocent man who was held at Guantanamo Bay for 2 years.Meanwhile, upset at the lack of humanity at his private practice, Jerry begs Shirley to give him back his old job, despite having held a knife to her throat the year before.
42 mins · Tue, 8 May 2007
S03 Episode 23
Duck and Cover
Brad and Denise's storybook wedding is interrupted by the FBI who arrest the priest for giving sanctuary to illegal immigrants. Alan takes the case, while Denise goes into labor, forcing Brad to find an immediate substitute priest.Meanwhile, Jerry Espenson takes his first case as an associate at Crane, Poole and Schmidt when he defends a woman who is evicted because of her pet duck.
42 mins · Tue, 15 May 2007
S03 Episode 23
Duck and Cover
Brad and Denise's wedding goes awry when the priest marrying them is arrested for harbouring illegal aliens; Jerry defends a woman who is being evicted for having a pet duck.
39 mins · Tue, 15 May 2007
S03 Episode 24
Trial of the Century
Alan and Denny represent two brothers charged with killing their abusive father; Clarence and Jerry take on the suit of a woman who claims her gambling debts were the fault of the casino.
40 mins · Tue, 29 May 2007
S03 Episode 24
Trial of the Century
Alan and Denny co-council two brother accused of murdering their father. But when Alan predicts a losing verdict, Denny concocts a plan to cast reasonable doubt on their guilt.Meanwhile, Shirley is furious when Jerry and Clarence take the case of a woman suing a casino for losing money.
42 mins · Tue, 29 May 2007
