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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

2025 ComedyDramaMysteryThriller 113mins 6.5 / 10

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You: Cast & Crews

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Mary Bronstein
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4.5/5
4.5/5

'If I Had Legs I'd Kick You' is a striking exploration of personal crisis, directed with sensitivity by Mary Bronstein. The film follows Linda, a mother grappling with her child's mysterious illness while dealing with her own mental health issues and a disintegrating marriage. The lead performance i ... Show more >>

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3/5
3/5

'If I Had Legs I'd Kick You' presents an ambitious narrative filled with emotional depth, yet it occasionally falters under the weight of its own seriousness. Mary Bronstein directs a story that intertwines Linda's struggles with her child’s illness, her absent husband, and a mysterious disappearanc ... Show more >>

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The film explores themes of loss, isolation, and the struggle for agency in the face of overwhelming circumstances. Linda, the protagonist, grapples with her child's illness and her own deteriorating mental health, which is compounded by her husband's absence and a missing person case. This multifaceted narrative delves into how these pressures affect her relationships and sense of self.

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